I had a friend who decided to roast some chestnuts. In the microwave.
I asked him what happened. He replied, "There were some funny noises, then it sounded like a machine gun. When I opened the door there was lots of smoke and a little dust but no sign of the chestnuts."
The flid.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

He bought bullets by mistake?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)

That's what it sounded like, apparently.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)

I do like chestnuts.
My local has an open fire, and a special pan for doing this.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)

At Crimbo we wear ski jumpers, and sing Bing Crosby songs.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)