If someone tried to put any sugar in mine, or milk for that matter I'd be putting on the trousers within seconds.

( Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

And I would say 'Fair play to this Gentleman'
But if you do have sugar, it's brown in coffee and white in tea, and these rules should not be deviated from when making my hot beverage.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Coffee just shouldn't be sweet. Its not a fucking can of pop.

( Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Why's it fizzy and served in an aluminum cylinder then, eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Like YD's fleshlight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

He's named it 'sportscow'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Fucking hipsters and their fucking suspended coffee. CUNTS!

( Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

My favourite coffee blend is called Dr Pepper.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Quite difficult to make a latte without milk though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Latte's and the people that drink them will be the first ones on the trains to the camps when I take over.

( Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Hazelnut syrup?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

GAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Don't test me!
I'll fetch my killing Luger
( Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

The chap in front of me this morning asked for "a tall caramel macchiato" I think.
It seemed to consist of a lot of syrup and frothy milk, then a shot of espresso as an afterthought.

I'll be honest I nearly cut him down on the spot. Especially as I only went there for a sausage wrap and the fucker held me up by 3 minutes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)