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I am dreading going to work so much I feel sick. Been awake since three. Woo.
Alt: hiya guys!!!!! How's it going? ???
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:23,
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Alright.Have a day off again sunshine, you aren't *that* important, surely?
Alt: Finish at 2:30 today. Wooooo! To go to the doctors! Oh.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:29,
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Well, you can take out your illness and unhappiness on them.That'll make you feel better, I take out my misery on my few minions to cheer my mood and amuse myself, but temper it with being extremely nice and generous to fuck with them.
They don't know what to expect so every day is an adventure.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:40,
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Oh for fuck's sake.You're the boss, they all think you're a cunt anyway. Might as well give them a reason to think so by being a malingering cunt taking another day off.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:31,
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Bad timesThose pennies you earn however can be spent on taking mini Monty out for a fun day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:44,
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Yea, I'm back at work..........wait no, the other thing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:48,
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No YOUN are(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:50,
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Pick up YOURN paintbrush and get cracking.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:50,
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My hallway and landing looks really good, ta very much(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:51,
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Good. Everything looks good with Wickes matt white emulsion.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:53,
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Wiiikes!What's the coding for a soppy voice?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:31,
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I'm shattered.Really really tired. Should take the rest of the week off, but can't.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 7:51,
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I woke up about 10 minutes before i had to leave for work.I'm at my desk, but I look like shit.
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Looking like shit because of lateness/hangover can be combined with pretending to be ill and securing an early finish.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:02,
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If i did that every time I was late/hungover I'd be on long-term sick by now.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:10,
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Yeah, I wasn't suggesting to do it every time. Statutory Sick Pay isn't up to much these days.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:13,
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Come and work for me, I pay minimum wage, minimum holidays, statutory sick pay and the hours are shit. Alt. I rode 11 hilly miles to work on a 1970s, Italian, Steel Framed, Road bike with only one gear. Proving once and for all that I am super hard and cool. It wasn't easy giving one super model a backie and letting the other sit on the handle bars but the massive drugs helps etc etc etc
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:11,
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Nope. No fucking way I would ride my commute on a fixieI would be dead by time time I got to the first down hill.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:14,
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I would like a single geared bike, they look good, but they seem pretty impractical unless you're a woman and have a basket on the front.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:15,
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They're very low maintenance, easy to repair and cheap to replace bits. However say bye bye to 35mph+
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:19,
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I like that low maintenance aspect. And the minimal look.But I think I need gears. I might get one just for fun at some point though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:20,
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This is exactly right. I have several bikes and the single speed is definitely the "quick ride to the shops" bikeI rode it to work today because my main commuter is fucked
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:32,
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I dunno.I live in Cornwall and its all up and down hills and it wasn't much tougher than the average ride. Fixies definitely are best in flat areas but as long as you choose the right gear when you build it you'll be fine with a singlespeed
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:30,
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I think having the limitations of a single gear setup could be fun, in it's own way.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:38,
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I have a mountain bike for rides through the woods etc but I miss the speed when I ride one on the road. Mind you, not much in the way of cities down here in pasty land. Our only city is small enough that you don't need a bike. you can walk end to end in 10 minutes.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:39,
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Oh BullshitFixies are not best for anything other than showing how stupidly out of touch you are with developments in bike technology. Gears don't require huge amounts of maintenance and anyone who claims otherwise is a flid.
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Right what I meant is Fixies are not suited for hillsnot that they are better than other bikes. My opinion on fixies is thus "If you ride one you are a fucking idiot"
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:01,
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Most of the women I know have tits on the frontI didn't know there were upgrade options
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:29,
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Ladies front upgrades are available but very expensive for what you get.(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:31,
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Some have its on the side and back too.You know, other women.
Not me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:33,
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Fair enough.I have a car too, because I am a lazy bastard sometimes.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:53,
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I walked to and from work yesterday and to todayDon't miss my car at all.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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Take the day off hippy.Turning up in rat-shit state, you'll feel crap, take it out on them, poor performance will ensue, you'll fuck your boss off and it won't be fluffy.
Pull another sickie, get your head together today a bit,
and turn up tomorrow reasonably fresh. You spend all day fucking about on here, you ain't that indispensible.
That is the prescription of the good Dr BP.
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1 day sickies look suspiciously like a hangoveralways take two for verisimilitude.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:30,
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I'll verisimilitude you in a minute.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:34,
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It's a good word, innit(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:08,
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I'm going through the financial paperwork for the divorce.Complicated. Dull.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:31,
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Consolidate all your ex wives into one easily manageable package, quite uni and get a job.(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:34,
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Yeah! Why is it always the man that gets shaftedMy Aunt tried to fuck over my uncle for half his pension, but did he try to get half hers? Did he bollocks. I've told my wife that if we split anything that we don't have two of like sofas, TV, children etc will be cut in half with a chainsaw and we have half each. Battlecat is fucking lucky she's got a sister.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:54,
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I am also shattered.Had about half my RDA of sleep. Have to drag my arse to the hospital in half an hour, and instead of getting dressed and ready to leave, I'm dicking about in here.
Alt: today does not look like it's going to be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:32,
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Christ is anyone here happy?You miserable lot.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:33,
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Ah yeah, I did notice the lack of tears in your post.But I assumed this was some deluded endorphin rush that you fit types seem to enjoy for some reason.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:36,
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Relatively happy. (does that mean incestuous?)Off to work in a bit.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:35,
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I've got two fucking great sweaty men hammering away in my bedroomI only left the door open for five minutes. I'm hoping they'll be finished soon and then they might leave. They didnt even want the glass of water I offered them.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:49,
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I didn't want to offer, they seem to know what they're about.One's really drilling away in there at moment.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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I hope your flatmate didn't organise them...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51,
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She's hiding in her room. Can't say I blame her.I'm stuck sitting in awkward silence in the sitting room until they finish.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:52,
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You have people in to put your bed together?Are you some sort of girl?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:03,
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The company do it for freeI ent turning down the chance to do fuck all whilst somebody else does my work for me.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:04,
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I need a new bed, just no found the time to try any out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:05,
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Get yourself down Dreams, m8Failing that, Argos apparently do beds.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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I got mine from Warren Evansthey put it together too. No way I was going to.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:11,
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The amount of screws going in there, I think I've just bought my landlord a bed(
Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12,
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You keep prison officers in your bedroom?Oh, I get it, little bit off C&R, is it?
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Remember how long it took Lighty to put together a TV cabinet?Would you trust an IT bod when it comes to furniture construction?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:05,
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That was a parts issueI could have had it done in 5 or 6 hours otherwise.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12,
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I don't think the cuckold are allowed to.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:51,
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My train is going through a council estate and I just saw a middle aged man with a pony tail and beer belly wearing Spider-Man pyjamas(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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Yeah I thought I should smarten myself upOff to the Job Centre for my assessment
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I saw a bit of "the call centre" last night, based in south wales...I have never seen such a common, useless, pikey retards in all my life.
"As long as he 'as muscles, is on steroids and 'as tattoos them I'm 'appy"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:55,
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^true fact^Although I think I've driven through it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:57,
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I drove through it once, it was awfulThough it did end up looking slightly better by comparison when I got to my destination. Felixstowe.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:59,
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Felixstowe is fucking horribleAs a chap from Essex I speak with experience in saying I am so fucking glad I moved when I was quite young.
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Used to park the boat up there a bit.Or "moor" if you're being a sailor. Shithole of a town, truly grim, but most port/dock towns are.
See Hull for reference.
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You should stick to mooring in places like Cowesat least there you get to fuck rich toff girls by pretending you're a better sailor than you are.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:38,
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MasochismI keep accidentally liking your posts. I want to be clear that they're all mistakes. I do not like your posts.
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Kroney, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:07,
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I saw that last week.Shower of twats, the lot of them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:00,
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But they are making upwards of £50 A DAY!Who's the twat now? Eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:06,
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I asked who was a twat now. My twattishness is and has always been an ongoing project.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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Keep up the good work, Doc!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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I'm doing my best. I just have to know to keep going, and one day I will come across as a twat without much effort on my part at all. I'm close, I know, but there is still work to do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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That'll definately keep them in false eyelashes, nails and spray tans(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:12,
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From their orange hue, I would assume the the bottom has fallen out of the chocolate factory market, and Wonka and his staff have gone into telesales.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:15,
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Andrew Marr has really let himself go since that stroke.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 8:55,
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Today needs to be better than yesterday otherwise THIS cow is going postalBy that, I mean not turning up for 3 weeks and broken in half
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:01,
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I had the coolest dream last night, I woke up thinking "FUCKING HELL, THAT WAS SO COOL". I won't go into details 'cus other peoples dreams are borring as fuck, but basicly it involved a an ampitheter thing and some live performance video game that included zeplins and steempunk stuff.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:16,
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I can see *some* details.I am now *a bit* bored.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:19,
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I heard someone say that only boring people get bored but thats not true; i've seen people who aren't boring get bored.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:29,
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True to an extent.I'm quite boring, and I get quite bored.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:32,
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The only thing more boring than other peoples' dreams stories, are hitch-hiking stories.Do people still hitch-hike? Not seen one for years. Last time I did it was to some festival 'eighties I think. Never got bum raped, honest.
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I've never hitchhyked before.I know some people who have, but I never think its a good idea. But then again, i've never been needing to be somewhere and been to struck up for cash to get tehre.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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Wasn't so much the cash, you met loads of interesting people.Especially with the free festival scene, got loads of good lifts, in wagons, buses etc.
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Yup, I can see how it'd be good for that, plus the whole "Calfornia Dreaming" / "San Fran" thing.I think being able to score [and/or] supply some "Thai Cheese" would help.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:43,
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It was OK in the 70s and 80sbecause there was no rape, murder or paedos.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:41,
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I remember the story from the '80s, of the girl getting raped whilst hitching.The judge said she'd asked for it, charming fucker.
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I'm pretty sure if she says "please rape me"then it's not rape. So the judge is probably correct.
Unless he's, of course, suggesting she somehow involuntarily asked for it, in which case he's a fucking cunt. But that wouldn't happen in the proud British justice system, surely to goodness?
Oh, wait. Yeah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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I think he's on about this guywww.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/james-pickles-judge-who-caused-controversy-both-in-and-out-of-the-courtroom-2172623.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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Except that banging on the roof and the guy with head on a spike and the police who said "Get out the car and don't turn around".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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I thought he was in the basement listening in on the other phone.I don't know why they had a phone in the basement.
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wait, what, now?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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My cousin's best friend's friend swears down this is true and happened to his best friend.He was driving along the road and he heard a tapping on the roof "TAP TAP.... TAP TAP.... TAP TAP". Then there are a series of events that involved a hitchhiker and a gas-stop (they were in america). And they heard the tapping again.
Suddenly they see the police are following them and they're speaking on the loud speaker saying "PULL OVER", so he pulls over, and the police, sorry, I mean cops, the cops say "GET OUT THE CAR, WALK TO ME, AND DONT LOOK BACK WHATEVER YOU DO", and the cop had his gun out too. So he got out the car, and walked to the police officer holding the gun, and didn't look back.
But then he did look back, and there was a man on the roof with the gas station attendent's head on a stick. He was dead.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55,
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You know, that young couple who broke down and the guy went to get hope and then the girl heard a banging on the roof of the carand then the police lit up the car with spotlights and told her to walk away from the car and not look back because they had heard the guy listening on the other line in the basement when she had hung up the phone and she looked back and her boyfriends head is on a spike.
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Me and you could SOOO write a new series of X-Files.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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I did not know.This sounds like it definitely happened.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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One of my old school friends just added an album on facebook called "the whip"It has close up pictures of his engine and his car on a cliff top and stuff.
Reminds me of Kroney.
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The pharmacist will have some cream for that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:25,
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I'm guessing he's "a prick"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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My guess is that the car is owned by a white chapWho has spent far too much time watching MTV and now also refers to his flat as his Crib. and is far too Gangster for his own good
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There will be pants on show, mark my words(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:31,
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Seriously?some fucking people really do not deserve to live.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:39,
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It's OK now - I have coffee*puts killing hammer back in bag*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:31,
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I had a latte this morning, and they put WHITE sugar in it.I nearly put on my killing trousers and went hammer mental.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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I nearly just turned back, got on the train and went home. Fucking livid.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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Shit on the counter next timeThen smear it all over the barista's face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:38,
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the fact that people who's job is 'being able to use a coffee machine'are now called 'baristas' makes me want to don the killing trousers too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:44,
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Being a good barista is not as simple as one might think given that every cunt now has an espresso machineit's far easier to make awful coffee with an espresso machine that it is to make nice coffee, but people don't realise this.
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I do agree. It's just now any cunt in a cafe who can press 'Latte' on a machine now warrants an item of clothing with 'Barista' plastered all over it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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I don't think that actually happensI think you should put your daily mail down and go outside.
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I think you should fuck off back to Bongo Bongo Land.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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Bazongo Bazongo Land, surely?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:22,
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There's a coffee shop at my Metro station and the guy can do all the fancy milk shape thingies...which are promptly ruined when you put the lid on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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3 years of Uni and a degree in fine art being put to good use.(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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Yes, yes he isHe seems to be Italian and has an almost unintelligable Irish guy working for him
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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basically a description of about 40% of the population of the UK.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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If someone tried to put any sugar in mine, or milk for that matter I'd be putting on the trousers within seconds.(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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And I would say 'Fair play to this Gentleman'But if you do have sugar, it's brown in coffee and white in tea, and these rules should not be deviated from when making my hot beverage.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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Why's it fizzy and served in an aluminum cylinder then, eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:54,
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My favourite coffee blend is called Dr Pepper.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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Quite difficult to make a latte without milk though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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Latte's and the people that drink them will be the first ones on the trains to the camps when I take over.(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:53,
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The chap in front of me this morning asked for "a tall caramel macchiato" I think.It seemed to consist of a lot of syrup and frothy milk, then a shot of espresso as an afterthought.
I'll be honest I nearly cut him down on the spot. Especially as I only went there for a sausage wrap and the fucker held me up by 3 minutes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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Metal Hammer = a magazine for people who like Offspring.Hammer Metal = a magazine for people who like Hammer-fun-times.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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a killing hammer?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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You can use any hammer, I prefer Estwing.The trousers you have to make yourself though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:46,
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right you are.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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sounds like a tool you buy from Ikea"one KyllngHamma please"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:42,
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My name, Dave, is a fucking Ikea laptop stand.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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We're all Dave here, mate.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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