Get it delivered to work. If it's wine, folk think it's sophisticated.
If it's a hundred purple tins prepare for well-deserved abuse.
*slurping Tennents so red face smiley*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

and carry 12 bottles home on the tube...
Don't sound like a good plan
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Just take one a day and drink on the journey. Looks well sexy innit.
I saw someone drinking one of those very small bottles of wine from a china teacup on the train home today. Sophisticated.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:33, Reply)

It would be terrible to use a mug, right enough. Like eating chips on a Sunday.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

How common.
But who would think to bring a teacup on the journey?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:37, Reply)

A teuchter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

How quickly you forget your roots, you heathen.
A flask is what you seek.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

nah, if you catch a long haul train at the crack of dawn and there's some pissed cunt downing tins of lager
The cunt's Scottish, mark my wordage yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

I know:(
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

This is true. Met a few of them.
One told a friend that 'he looks like a victim' and that he'd 'put an axe in yer face'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Boy Scouts.
"Be Prepared."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

'Public drinking In a civilised manner' badge
Completed.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Pwoud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

that's not a bad idea
The one a day I mean, not drinking it on the tube.

Although the last guy I knew with wine in his desk ended up with both gout and a written warning about bring drunk at work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Poor Stunned

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

poor Andrew Marr.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

you work with Stunned?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)