I try not to get involved in biscuit chat.
There was an incident involving either Jaffa cakes, or Kit Kats, can't remember, and whether they were cakes, choc bars or cakes. It went on a while.
I is in a Glasgow hotel. It's nice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Conscientious objector.
What are you doing in Glasgow?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:19, Reply)

Party.
Off out about 9.00
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Pissed with trousers on your head by 9.30

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Just chilling at mo mate.
Drove here from Mcr, not used to driving any more, bit knacked.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I find driving for more than about half an hour is too long. Dull innit, there should be more entertainment available for drivers on a long journey.
I can't wait for self driving cars.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Daughter has just bought one that parallel parks itself.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)

That should come as standard on women's cars
Amirites lads?
Sexistlolz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:11, Reply)