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OREO'S ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Glad to have gotten that of my chest, what you bunch of flids doing in on a Saturday?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:42,
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Waiting for you, as usual.
Anyway, I have been 'outside' twice today. There will be a third time later, so that's almost my quota filled for the next seven days.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:43,
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I hope you used lots of high factor sun block
I HAVE BEEN PAINTING
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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I HAVE BEEN TO ARGOS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:45,
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That's a great thing to have done
One look at the type of people you get in there then you will realise that your life isn't quite as shit as you think :D
Wait you wasn't in there shopping was you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:47,
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Getting himself a bit of Lizzie Duke 'gold'.
The sort of stuff that makes Ratners look smart.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48,
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Needed a new sovereign ring as I pawned the last one to buy junk food for children.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53,
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Don't buy junk food for kids. Shoplift turkey twizzlers from Aldi.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:55,
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I would but I'm banned for having a shit in the aisle.
Twice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:58,
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Next time use a pringles tube in the frozen food aisle
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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TOP TIP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:18,
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No I work there.
I don't, I was buying toys for my nephew
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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what colour did you paint?
was it beige. If it was beige, paint over it with a good colour
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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He's been painting YM in glitter & body chocolate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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Wickes matt white emulsion.
Wwwwwiiiiiiiiiicccckkkkeeeessssss
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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Beige? It's hartley here not FUCKING Kroney :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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sorry sorry
but you've still not admitted to the colour yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53,
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I've done it Swipe dark brown
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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brown
that's...erm...brown
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:02,
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Keyword was SWIPE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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i dont' know the reference
is this a reference to the brown of her shit-the-bed ex?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:04,
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*facepalms*
No Cavy....no it's not.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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then explain it
not everyone spends all their time here (still)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:09,
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You should do a Chompy & share the reason(s) for your relationship breakdown.
I would share mine, but it's all be said before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:10,
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how about no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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You're no fun.
Perhaps that's why.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13,
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How do you expect people to use it against you if you aren't willing to share?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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Can we have the other one where you say YES
I mean it's not like we would point and laugh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:14,
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Tell us the wedding story again!
Plleeeeeeaaaassseeee!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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Red then.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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^ TGGI ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:13,
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My daughter is with me for the whole weekend. So she's asleep & I'm in on a Saturday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:44,
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Sup Batts, bless you taking her anywhere over the weekend?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:45,
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It was a bit short notice so haven't planned too much, other than the usual park, drawing etc. today.
Going here in the morning:
www.belmontfarm.co.uk/ She loves it there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:48,
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Didn't your last trip with her to London Zoo get put off?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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No, there was one time (on my birthday) but we go quite often; I bought annual membership as it's only 20 minutes from here.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS
Albeit for a year.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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Be honest.
You are staying in this evening so you can watch the X Factor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:53,
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I'd rather stab myself in the eyes & ears with your dad's cock.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:54,
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+again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 31 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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