Good afternoon you bunch of shut in pricks & cunts
Well the sun is shining, I’ve made breakfast, washed the cars, touched up the gloss work, cleaned out the Turtle tank, Fixed a roller blind & Put up 3 new curtain rails, what have you lazy bastards been doing?

Alt: Alt: I didn’t realise just how many films I’ve been Borrowing^TM from the internet and started watching some of them last night, there must be at least 20-30 movies I haven’t seen yet, what illegal activity was you last involved in?

Alt:alt: Sundays what do love/hate most about them?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:47, 63 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Eaten breakfast, had a snooze, am waiting to sober up from last night before driving back.
And done a very impressive dump. It truly was a beauty.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Did you manage to get to that trousers on the head moment?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I'm not lolwackee.
Sunday's are big brekkies which is good.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Sunday breakfasts are a thing of glory
I made Strawberry pancakes for the wife, me and the little man had a full English, first time he's been home on a Sunday for 4 weeks :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Where's he go on Sundays?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

he's been away for the last four weeks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I have done 30 miles on the bike, and washed the car.
This afternoons plans mainly include lamenting the fact another week has passed and my life is still a bit shit, laundry, hoovering, moping about and pissing about on 'the Internet'.

At:alt: no tv license.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Alt:alt: you love/hate having no TV licence on a Sunday?
YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF HERE YOUNG FROG
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

OBVIOUSLY I LOVE WATCHING TELLY FOR NUFFINK ON THE LORDS DAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

WHO DON'T?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Christians.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Garry, Roger & Russel can all fuck off then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:45, Reply)

As can Bale

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Yeah him and all
I actually met Terry once he's not a bad chap, so he is one Christian that is OK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I thought he seemed pretty normal
When I was forced to watch him on big brother years ago.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

He got his big break to be in "The Word"
he used to manage a band near me called "Junior C Reaction" they were shit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

the Word was shite though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

They had good bands on it though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

And shabba ranks hating queers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Don't we all?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Some of them are alright.
You know, as long as they don't flaunt it they can do what they like behind closed doors and away from children, and any other bigoted clichés I've forgotten.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Some of my best friends are puffs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

My best friend is a black disabled bummer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

My best friend is an overweight, high end gamer with delusions of social adequacy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

That's true isn't it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

In a way, yes.
By 'yes', I mean 'no'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

I see
By 'I see' I mean I don't believe you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Fair dinkum cobber.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Chompy is your best mate?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

TTJ

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

That interview was about the only time I ever liked Marc La-Marr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

*waves* Well how nice to see you here PD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:36, Reply)

It's lovely to be here, HH.
Is this the point where you spring your trap?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Nahhhh
Not at all I'm in a good mood today, so you finished of all the work at your place?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

don't be daft
Fucking loads to do still.

On the plus side, next door have put their place up for sale so I know roughly how much mine is worth. When all the work's finished it'll be worth about another 10K. I have a good joiner, just need to find a good plasterer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Have you decided if the HS2 routes is a good or bad thing to be near yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

It'll bring London money up here again.
Can only be a good thing.

Fuck moving to Church Fenton though, the line will go straight through it. Apparently York's getting a 'hub' connection near the station. I'm assuming it'll go in by the teardrop brownfield site which is near me. If it does then I'm quids in.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Teardrop Brownfield site sounds right up your alley

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I had pancakes and bacon
in an american-style diner. Now I am preparing to watch the last of Galactica series 4 and make jam.

Rock and fucking roll
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You don't half live the life Cavy
My wife wouldn't let me add bacon to her pancakes this morning :(

ohhh dear euphemism alert coming
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

you should have added a sausage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Next time Cavy....next time I will

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Was it american style bacon, or proper stuff?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:47, Reply)

real proper bacon
also real proper pancakes and chips. It's like american but done by welsh people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

So a plate of Leeks then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

that would be vegetables
we don't do vegetables here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Just lamb then

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Look you're not getting any younger Cavy
and Dr Stephen Hawkin won't run away
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

You don't want to end up on neurone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

this is an excellent example of punning
I am sorry it took half an hour for me to see this post. You can be rightly smug and proud
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Ta very much.
I do have these moments of sheer brilliance.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

class

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Oh well played
have a click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

Right I'm off for my Sunday roast \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Hope you choke on it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I didn't have chicken
thank you very much
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

I've got a headache
And I'm watching the football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I have a bet on the draw.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I never got to the bookies yesterday lunchtime, so I've not had a footy bet this weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Tenner down the pan then.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Arsenal Spurs is starting now.
I won six hundred quid on this fixture last season.

The cash bought me a new laptop and I got the Doris a new telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)