Alt:alt. I vaguely remember a chocolate bar called Five Boys. It was like Fry's Chocolate Cream but with different flavours in each segment.
Can't think why they don't make it these days.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I remember this too
but I think we should imply something about you being a paedo instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)

I thought Five Boys was from the 60s?
Also, hello you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

there was definitely something with different flavours
of unpleasant goo in.

Hey - how're you these days?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Employed, huge, generally happy.
You?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)

employed? hugely happy? yay!
what do you do now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

International spy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

good work
Do you get to drink martinis?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)

I could tell you
but then I'd have to kill you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)

you might as well tell me then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Don't say nuffink B3th member that trip she had to 'Mother Russia' last year

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Hi B3th *waving*
Yeah, I think it was early sixties. I is very old.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I didn't realise you were THAT old...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)

Ohhh dear, getting running Phudds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Ancient. But that doesn't usually bother you.
Speaking of which, all OK at the hospital?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Usual stuff.
Have to go through this every couple of years. It's tedious, but if it's what they have to do to keep the old feller going, ...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

Yeah. He needs a regular service, though. And a lollipop afterwards.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:40, Reply)

I'll set 'em up...etc.

By which I mean... Oh, fuck it go on then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I remember the Frys different flavour in one bar thing
Our neighbour used to buy them for us when i was but a tadpole, before he nonced us probably. I don't remember so it might have happened.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Maybe I was being nonced by my Dad, who bought them for me. Should I go to the papers?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

Was he on telly decades ago?
If so then yes, YEW should.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

No but he occasionally sat on the sideboard when pissed.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)

Evidence enough. Get on the phone now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

It's sore. What type of oil do you advise, Dr?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)

PS It's a Samsung Galaxy S2
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Ha ha old phone Lolz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)

With an alarmingly large screen. I can't see butter being adequate, what with my piles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)

Oh, lard without question.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Right, thanks. Back soon. My typing may be muffled.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)