Do not want.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nor did the hamster
there is a look of terror and desperation in its beady black eyes as it tries frantically to claw itself from the gaping hairy maw of his shit-filled puckered anus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Richard Gere Lolz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

at least someone lol'd
poor old richard, denying that will be on his tombstone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

He should just admit it.
"We've all experimented, I tried it, it got stuck and died. End of"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

i think he did
that's how the first one died. rip hercules.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

HE DIED OF OLD AGE!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

He did it more than once?
That's some serious 'Internal Affairs'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)

the rspca were called
but replied that they didn't give a fuck about hamsters, which are pointless creatures that only retards like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)

I agree with their stance on this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

*Hibernates*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)