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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BT have fixed my Internet first time!
When were you last truly, deeply shocked?

Alt: not alright?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:47, 250 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I was deeply shocked when I found out Gok Wan is gay.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Never
life is just an endless round of the same things repeating on and on and on
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Try the chute or the swings.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
i think it's more like those animals on springs
which go back and forth really quickly. They look fun, but they make you sick pretty quick
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Sit quietly and the movement stops, nausea reduces and you have time to count your blessing.

Things'll improve, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
i don't do sitting quietly
I get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

You should be so lucky.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Alright Kylie.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
i bought a shiny cockerel at an animal sanctuary in cornwall
he is v cute, although the spring is hidden inside, so you have to touch him to make him bounce. anyway, he was just called "copper cockerel". cannot believe they missed an opportunity to call him...

SPRING CHICKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Mind you, "copper cockerel" would seem to be appropriate.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Good job they didn't sell a ginger beaver.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
i think they'd sold out

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
or bouncing cock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
steady on
there were children there... evil little bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)

ECT
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Does your fixed broadband mean you'll be spending more time here?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
When someone i know died last year
I was also shocked when I found out who shot phil.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
alt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Why? The ahem showing, did not go well?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
YF;MA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
our menu tonight for those of us stuck at work :(
"grown up" fish fingers with tartare sauce or beef tomatoes stuffed with quinoa and other bits.

i haven't eaten all day, and this is NOT APPEALING. urrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
You were moaning earlier about how much chocolate you'd eaten. You fat forgetful harpie.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
one cube of fudge
and a tiny square of honeycomb does not = much in the way of food.

you sweaty little ballsack.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
you fat fucking mess

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Sister to Eton
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
and yet i still knocked back your bleating cock gazzes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
yer, and shacked up with Psychochomp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
everybody makes one mistake

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
And Chompy is no exception.



:-p
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
the best he never had

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
'Wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Her tight what?

*waits*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Fisted ex who didn't pay for a pizza or summink.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Actually this is the last time I was shocked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
what, when dozer sent you his take on goatse
known as hamsterse?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Do not want.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
nor did the hamster
there is a look of terror and desperation in its beady black eyes as it tries frantically to claw itself from the gaping hairy maw of his shit-filled puckered anus
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Richard Gere Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
at least someone lol'd
poor old richard, denying that will be on his tombstone
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
He should just admit it.
"We've all experimented, I tried it, it got stuck and died. End of"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
i think he did
that's how the first one died. rip hercules.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
HE DIED OF OLD AGE!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
He did it more than once?
That's some serious 'Internal Affairs'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
the rspca were called
but replied that they didn't give a fuck about hamsters, which are pointless creatures that only retards like.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I agree with their stance on this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

*Hibernates*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Saying Grace.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I just rediscovered my SG.
I am so much better on that than my Telecaster. It's cheered me right up
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
In sympathy, I'm having a frozen pizza this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
'Alfonso's' is the best I have heard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I thought he just made milkshakes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Alfredo YOU DICK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
OH FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Must start a Rory style case file on all my interactions.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
mine was upsettingly tolerable

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
i've never had them
but i hear the doctor oetke frozen pizzas are nice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I've never had them in the UK, but they were the only frozen pizzas you could get in north cyprus...
.... and they were fucking horrible, it was like eating cardboard and cheese in a can.

But keep in mind that the turks get shit compared to western europe when it comes to brands.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me if you attempted to recreate that using
cardboard, cheese and a can.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
dr oetker, traditional Italian pizza.
Made in Germany
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I can't possibly see why an italian would want to go to germany for a dish invented in the mid-40s.
I mean, you know, if it was invented in the mid 40s. I just wanted to put that date in incase it was to osubtal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I'm very fond of the Goodfellas margharita.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Thick base or crispy crust?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
I am troubled by this.
I really wanted your frozen pizza night to be depressing, as I was picturing you looking all sad around a shit pizza and it was cheering me right up.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Not as good as Brian Mays piece of wood though, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
If you were lucky enough to be married to Anita Dobson, you'd have good wood too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
*inserts pic of Leslie Grantham sucking finger*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Good.
you bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Small Genitalia?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
no thanks I had a frozen pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Banjo string is flat.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
If it helps I didn't done my dinner either, I can't be fucked to cook.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
For which your poor stomach is probably extremely grateful.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
You are a strong beutiful powerful indvidual, there is no need to continue to have diggs at me to boost your ego.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
to be fair
if we all adhered to this, these pages would be blank
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

trong hort
utiful nt
owerful etty
ndividual diot
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I had to do some copy'n'pasting there; your prose to me is like a flower.
You are a short bent petty idiot, there is no need to continue to have diggs at me to boost your ego.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

also this:

g
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
?

You are a short bent petty idiot, there is no need to continue to have dis at me to boost your eo.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

"Eat your tea, you're a right diva when you ain't had yer tea."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
*nose point*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

You need to eat, though. Get a takeaway.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Yeah', true [that took long for me to change my mind], i'll have what I had for lunch.
Kiev Butty.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I ate at a fucking Harvester this lunchtime.


A HARVESTER.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
As a salad dodger, that was surely a false economy

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
It was quite bizarre.
They had a fish pond in the middle of the restaurant.

I didn't order the salmon, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Was that the one near Frenchy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Yup.
Snuff Mill.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I haven't been there for years
Which is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
You should take the Doris there for a romantic dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
It's the sort of place you'd take someone to finish a relationship.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
why, do they do vouchers?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I'll check their website for you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Shit.
Do you think mr b3th had an agenda?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I didn't know agenda was on the menu.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
had you ever been to a Harvester before no wait don't answer that

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I had not.
The 'mater dee' seemed quite eager to explain the process to me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I have never Harvested
Is the process as exciting and ground breaking as I imagine?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I once went to a Berni Inn in Bath in about 1986
I had a 'steak' and really liked it. True story
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Thanks for that Katy Perry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
"Oh yes I have, thank you for reminding me. Goodbye."

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Bet you avoided the salad cart.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I made the mistake of asking the waitress for a refill on my drink.
I didn't realise you had to go fill up yourself at the soda machine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Classy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
i freaking hate harvester meals
only place I've been where I could have cooked better. Salads OK, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
2 bread rolls, a bowl of bacon bits and a load of red-devil sauce.
Salad-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
yeah, avoid the green bits, obvs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Well, yeah.
You wouldn't want to risk eating anything that had gone off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
i had a bit of a brain meltdown the other day I think
I went round town trying to find a nice cafe I could have a salad in. Found one, it was nice. Didn't even want cake after
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
That sounds like a proper salad, none of this leafy bother.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Did you combine? A nice John Deere? A delectable Massey Ferguson?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Hi guys!
Sorry got distracted by my supper, soooo, what's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Nowt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
I'm watching mission impossible 3 can't remember if its good or not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
The first two words of the title tell me it's probably shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)

They made three of them?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
4 akshly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Five too many. None of them hold a candle to 633 Squadron.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
Apparently.
I haven't watched any all the way through as I dislike Cruise as he is an utter knob.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
He speaks very highly of you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I know for a fact he doesn't.
We fell out BIG STYLE.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
I started that the other night and it wasn't good. Bailed to The Omen II.
MI2 was alright though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
Mi2 is nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
jus' bummin' yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
just leaving work
urgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
That's far too late to be just leaving.
Sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Sun Bingo is closed for the night.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Those depositions won't write themselves!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Shame they can't fix your brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Mi brane werk gud

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
I have made the transition from real cigatttes to an electronic cigarette.
I have found a mixture of tobacco and menthol flavours to be most agreeable.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
The only problem with them is remembering to charge them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Two batteries is the key here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Shove 'em down yer Jap's eye and shit out a fag.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
'Can I bum a cigarette man?'
Sure, two secs.
*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Who was the first to decide to eat an egg, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it was your mum
She said she 'loved eggs' or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)

My Mum was the first one ever to eat an egg?
Wow!
Wait. Can't be true cos my granny enjoyed soldiers at breakfast.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
I quit by simply stopping smoking one day

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Please remember, I am just a man
But you are the best one here.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Sorry, sometimes I forget what you mere mortals have to go through

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
You're dizzy with power. Calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
me too!
Only losers can't quit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
I don't want to quit yet.
I did stop altogether using this 'stopping' method for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
only ever smoke when high on coke and/ or mdma

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Me as well. Wanted to.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
That's how mr b3th did it.
60 a day to zero, overnight. I can only assume he did it through sheer bloody minded stubbornness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
I like the nicotine.
I don't like the lung cancer etc and smelling of smoke.
E cigs are the answer and it's surprising how easy the switch has been.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I've heard a lot of good things about them.
I'm one of those smug cunts that's never so much as had a puff in their life.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I've never had a puff either.
But that's different.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
[MOD EDIT]: I have heard this is absolutely true.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Shit. The rumours have made it here already?
Time to find a new forum. Again. Farewell.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Knee deep, I heard.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Clever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
60?! Fuck me, where do you find the time in the day to smoke 60 fags? Or the money?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
They used to smoke continuously in the seventies, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
It was only tuppence or summat for a pack back then and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
They used to give them to schoolkids at breaktime.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Nah. You bought single ciggies for two pence. Ten ciggies cost ten pence.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I really shouldn't smoke where I work, it does me no good... if I have to get up and leave the room, i'd smoke less.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
You can smoke at work?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
e-cigs don't look as cool though
Stick with the real cigs mate, you'll impress more birds
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I do look cool. They're what robocop and the terminator smoke, so you know they're good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
I'm deeply shocked on a daily basis by some of the language used on here
All sorts of effing and jeffing and things about people's mums and whatnot.
Not only that, but there's also some really hurtful things said to people, who often have real problems to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Fuck off you sandel wearing mother fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
See, is he allowed to bully me over my choice of footwear?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Yes, when you're choice is that of a fucking gump

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Yeah you GUMP!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
I don't know what one of them is
Is it like some cool, sandal-wearing guy? With a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
It's a spasticated cunt with a poor footwear choice unless you live in Israel.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
MODS!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
ROCKERS!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
BELLBOY!ETC!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2069142
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
See what I mean
Rory seemed to be trying to hurt my feelings there
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I know. It was terrible bullying, and I won't stand for it.
Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
Waah waah waah
yadda yadda yadda...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Oh here comes the mod to sort it all out
Phew
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)
I got this covered.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
Can you help with a bullying problem I am having?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
I'm terribly effective at helping.
What can I do for you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Someone alluded that there were rumours of me having relations with a man.
This upset me, and I don't believe there even were rumours to be heard, let alone any truth to it. It made me cry and gave me diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
I have had strict words with the poster in question.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Did you have to gaz one of the grown up mods to edit that post for you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Thank you for your swift response. This problem has been solved.
And my diarrhoea has stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
You stopped me playing on qotw just like that!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

You've had some of that killer skunk, I fear.
Tuts loudly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
I wasn't fortunate enough to have been born in the same era as the politicians who were able to smoke the socially acceptable, harmless marijuana that was available when they were younger
I'm condemned to the wicked, far stronger, far more dangerous, psychosis-inducing, rightly illegal version of the same thing that's available today.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Stop fuckin' moanin' and pass it over here.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
If by 'Jeffing' you mean Bristolian.
Then I'm offended.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Effing and Bristolian?
Nah that doesn't make sense, you bender.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
He totally *is* a bender too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)
Seriously I met him once and he tried to kiss me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
If only Dozer could say the same.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
I did kiss dozer
With tongues
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Has he forgotten you as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Only Battered broke my heart :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I don't believe you're that forgettable tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Local custom innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
*sobs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Good night you cyber bullying wee wee tapirs x x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Get fucked

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
Sorry I didn't make it today.
I was busy.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Have you got a note from your mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

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