as an essex boy
who lived in London for a while, I would never live there again. Yes you do get "the city that never sleeps bollocks" but at my age I like to sleep occasionally
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There are so many fucking idiots appearing where I live.
I just want to go somewhere quiet.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

+ to nosh blokes off at breakfast time

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I want an early evening shift, they're hard to get.
Morning trade consists purely of frozen-pizza-eating, disheveled-roadie-looking, flat-selling-hippies who get buses.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I'm locked in though, due to my daughter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Did she put the key on a shelf?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)

first lol of the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Yep... thats a cracker to be sure
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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Top quality internet, right there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Bang on the window then, I'm sure a passer-by will help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)

If only there was some form of metal box
Possibly with round items at each corner, and a controlled explosion at the front, that you could sit in and be able to move about the country
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

That wouldn't work given I see her pretty much everyday. Plus, most jobs in my sector are based in London, don't want to spend all my time travelling.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)