If a blacksmiths anvil and a length of chain was involved
I do hope you told her to wait for the tide to come and delete her account first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Can you imagine how bored you would get
on Western sands with nowt but and anvil and chain to keep you company until the tide came in?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Just being in WsM is hell enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Try Fraserburgh. Like WSM but about twenty degrees colder and a forty knot wind. And no pier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I'm not sure the pier adds to the value of WsM
Although there is a place opposite the pier that does nice ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)

There is.
Though, as I remember, you wouldn't have one that day we did the pier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I was too busy basking in the glory of being the OT Crazy Golf champion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Fraserburgh has a breakwater over which treacherous seas pound in the middle of summer. It also has few shops and a population of septuagenarian Christians and teenage junkies.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)

The year I spent xmas in Aberdeen
I saw some muppet surfing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Yeah, there used to be a lot of that. Miss Piggy was spectacular.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)