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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Generic Evening Thread
Dinner: I'm doing miso noodle soup with mushrooms and pak choi, and karaggi

Telly: There's some dating show on ITV2 (or in an hour on ITV2+1), some kind of come done with me thing.... anyway, the first girl on it, she's poshest person i've ever seen on telly, posher than the queen. She'd make a fantastic bitter ex wife one day. Top Boy is on later.

Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:15, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm a bit sad Gonz.
b3th doesn't have enough friends to have a birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)
What does that mean?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)
This Guy Gets It

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)
The Gonz Gets Invited

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
Sounds like a good excuse for an offline-bash; no mongs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)
I suggested B3th went to the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)
I read that as 'Jeff' for 'fuck off and die'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Me too
It's almost like he wants you to die
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Why does he hate me so much, Harters?
I've been nothing but kind to the massive bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)
heh
I said I'd organise your party for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)
With jelly and ice cream and balloons and streamers?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)
If that's what you'd like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
Do you think it's one of them "pulling your pigtails in the playground" things?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

She wouldn't show her knickers, so all sanctions are OK.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
I would offer to organise your party for you.
But you are being nasty now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)
If a blacksmiths anvil and a length of chain was involved
I do hope you told her to wait for the tide to come and delete her account first
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
Can you imagine how bored you would get
on Western sands with nowt but and anvil and chain to keep you company until the tide came in?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Just being in WsM is hell enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Try Fraserburgh. Like WSM but about twenty degrees colder and a forty knot wind. And no pier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I'm not sure the pier adds to the value of WsM
Although there is a place opposite the pier that does nice ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)
There is.
Though, as I remember, you wouldn't have one that day we did the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
I was too busy basking in the glory of being the OT Crazy Golf champion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Fraserburgh has a breakwater over which treacherous seas pound in the middle of summer. It also has few shops and a population of septuagenarian Christians and teenage junkies.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
The year I spent xmas in Aberdeen
I saw some muppet surfing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Yeah, there used to be a lot of that. Miss Piggy was spectacular.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Well I'm offended.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I'm naked ape

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)
Well this isn't very good
I may go and fashion a new tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:32, Reply)
How about a bbc news link....
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23935768

This invokes a bit of emotion even though I don't know what one it is.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)

"Some kind of come done with me thing" surely rates among the best of Gonzisms and also a sad testimony to the selfish nature of his past lovers.
Dinner sounds good, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:38, Reply)
Sad Times.
It's well lush, spesh the karaggi, soooooo goood, can eat a million of them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Hmm... Tonight.
Food. Undecided but Im swaying towards making a curry.

Telly. Fuck that shit. I'll pick a film. Possibly a thriller. Maybe 'Red Eye' (strikethrough japs)

yes thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Red Dawn.
Excellent stuff. I have vegi spring rolls, and barm cakes, living the dream.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
1984 or 2012 version?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
The original.
Truly awful. I've yet to see the remake.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I donno that red eye film.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
Isn't it the one with the girl on the plane who ends up sitting next to some charming guy
and then she finds out that he's holding her hostage so someone can assassinate a foreign VIP at the hotel she works at?

Or something along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
That's the one. Nothing too heavy after work but nothing too shit either

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Not much point in watching it now...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Anything I can do to help.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Donno, could be.
There was loads of films I wanted to see this year at the pictures but missed, that must be out on DVD by now. Is there anywhere where I can get a list of all the horror films that have been at cineworld this year?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Red Eye is a few years old.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Fair 'nuff, sometimes old things can be good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
hERE'S AN ONLINE LIST OF 2013 RELEASES
www.movieweb.com/movies/2013/horror

EVIL DEAD REMAKE WAS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)
That's a bit good, I used that and this...
www.wildaboutmovies.com/2013_movies/Movies_In_Theaters_2013.html

.... I got a whole bunch downloading now.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Aigh'?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
did you see that thing I sent you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
not yet bruv
Will look on my laptop later.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Sware down bruv
that wan't even me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I appear to have accidentally got on the bus upon which the world BO championship is being held

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
It's a shame you are the only passenger and also the driver.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
and the nutter

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
And Blakey, the inspector. And Jacko, the conductor.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Flawless victory

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:42, Reply)
NFSW
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gay-Interest-Latex-Mens-Suit-/271266795978?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&hash=item3f28c2d1ca
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:43, Reply)
I wonder about you sometimes...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Is it a classic car?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:50, Reply)
NO CAR CHAT!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)
can we do whisky chat instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
I'm thinking about buying a car though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Matchbox?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
No, I hope it'll come equipped with a cigar lighter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
What are you looking at?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
I really don't know what I want.
I've looked at an Alfa 159 and I still like Jags.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
You planning on a lot of motorway miles over the next couple of years?
Comfort is king.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Potentially.
I don't want to spend strong money on a car though, I don't look after them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Me neither.
Can't remember the last time I washed my car. It's just something to get you places.

Then again, if you're a consultant, people might be judging you on your ride.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Every car I quite like seems to come with the view that it'll be nothing but trouble.
Something fun and reliable seems to be impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I quite like the look of the Chrysler PT Cruiser.
But then again, we all know I have shit taste in stuff.

I'd love a cabrio version.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Those are those 'hot-rod' type things.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
They remind me of a cross between a taxi cab and an old Betsy Minor.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Just had a look on Autotrader
Yeap, they are the hot-rod looking cars, and they are cheap.

Thankfully, I don't like them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)
Got to factor in car tax and insurance categories too, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
Yeah, but whatever can you get, there will be tax and insurance.
Chryslers are all dirty cheap.

I can only assume they aren't very well made.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Americans are notorious for disposable cars, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
And for being fat and liking guns.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Well, that too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
How did the quiz go on Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Didn't win.
I did win the week before, though, when I went on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
And using the wrong words for things.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Good job I opened that at work without properly checking the link first, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)
it could have been embarrassing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Oh FFS. Top post on QOTW currently.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)
your missus innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:55, Reply)
fuck off, she supports MUFC.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)
Never mind. Can't have everything.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:59, Reply)
Not yours, are they Beffers?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
About the right size
but I've no tattoos.

Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Too pert, right?
I'm just filling in until Battered or Rory gets here, you won't ban me will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I'll fill YOU in.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
whoops, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
You'd think the page title would be a bit of a giveaway...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
You must have missed the part of my one line, fourteen word post
where I said I didn't read the link before clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Which is a shame because that was the one salient point of the entire thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Though I guess I can let it go, since it was something of an epic Tolstoyan novel of a post.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Can't expect you to analyse the potential meanings of a missive of such length, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
That would be utterly unreasonable.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
Wha'gwan?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:18, Reply)
Alright Doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Alright dogfucker.
You have the best name by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I got this on my wall, and I really like it, and i've just found out they do other dogs too, so i'm thinking of gettin one.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pug-Dog-Pop-Art-Print-Box-CANVAS-A3-A1-v127-/121031131388?pt=UK_Art_CanvasGiclee_RL&var=&hash=item61d05db515

I like this one :-
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bulldog-Dog-Pop-Art-Print-Box-CANVAS-A3-A1-v132-/120719636712?pt=UK_Art_CanvasGiclee_RL&var=&hash=item61cbcf0b42
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
They're really good.
Wouldn't fit with my mansions decor though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
The thing about mansions is,
I'd never be sure which bathroom to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I use a strict rota system to ensure even usage and wear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
And you wonder why you're depressed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I don't.
Everyone else does.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
You know what Frog,
Try cheering up a bit, I've heard that works for your sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Stop having a go at me! I'm doing my best!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Sorry mate.
Just thought you would be happier if you got your chin up, cocked your hat at a jaunty angle and whistle a happy tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I will take you kind words and advice on board.
As a side note, whenever I see your name I imagine Pigsy from Monkey. Do you look like him?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Not even a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
That's a shame.
It also happens with Battered, although in my head he looks like Ram Man from He-Man
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
He's only 3ft tall,
And he has a haircut like a walnut whip.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
And the winner of 'best description of a hair style' goes to...
Windy Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I find it really weird when I go to a place that has stairs indoors, because everyone I know lives on one floor.
But I've got a friend who has two sets of stairs going to the same floors.... and thats how I define a mansion.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I have two and a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Such opulence !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Well you can't hold an ambassador's style party without opulence.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Do you reckon the dodgy ladder at the back of my house counts as a second stair case?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
For the purposes of lying on 'the Internet', absolutely.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Yes!
*mansion fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
*Two flights five*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Top Boy starts in quarter of an hour!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
What is this thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Series two of a 'gritty' drama on Channel 4.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Don't forget to mention 'urban' too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
You're right!
It's both urban and gritty.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I'm just gonna watch New Tricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Enjoy, Grandad.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
New Tricks seems like it should be on a Sunday evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Well I like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
It's alright.
It's okay
Assuming you're a spastic, old and grey!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I expect we will all enjoy it in the twilight of our lives.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Oh, I think I've already figured it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Is that the shit police drama about a bunch of past-it actors
pretending to be a bunch of past-it coppers whilst displaying all the cheeky good humour of a wet Welsh Sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
You know it!
CAR CHAT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I think I'm going to buy an old Saab 9-3 turbo convertible,
Or an old rally spec astra.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I have an old 'club' spec Astra if you're interested.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Geordiejay is the Gay fella,
Not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
It's not a gay car.
It's silver, so it can't be.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Get a Metro 6R4

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Maybe a Nova.
Or a Renault 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Nova saloon if you please.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
I spent this morning knackering my knuckles, swearing and streaming with sweat
because I was putting in some slightly different trim in.

In the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
In what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
I bought another mk2 Golf.
I know you're not a fan
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I don't really like them,
But I can at least see the appeal.
It's more the Vdub stick up the arse "culture" I dislike more.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Oh, the scene kids. Yeah.
"If you ain't scrubbin', you ain't Dubbin'" car window stickers etc.

No, I'm not in for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I'm watching British BAke off, is that urban and gritty?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Urbane and shitty.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Depends on the ingredients

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
black people and gravel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
click!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Here ew go !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I'll bet when you were a child, you were like that kid in the brown coat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Oooh.
Wasn't expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

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