Is it a classic car?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

NO CAR CHAT!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)

can we do whisky chat instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I'm thinking about buying a car though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Matchbox?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)

No, I hope it'll come equipped with a cigar lighter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)

What are you looking at?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

I really don't know what I want.
I've looked at an Alfa 159 and I still like Jags.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)

You planning on a lot of motorway miles over the next couple of years?
Comfort is king.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Potentially.
I don't want to spend strong money on a car though, I don't look after them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Me neither.
Can't remember the last time I washed my car. It's just something to get you places.

Then again, if you're a consultant, people might be judging you on your ride.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Every car I quite like seems to come with the view that it'll be nothing but trouble.
Something fun and reliable seems to be impossible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I quite like the look of the Chrysler PT Cruiser.
But then again, we all know I have shit taste in stuff.

I'd love a cabrio version.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

Those are those 'hot-rod' type things.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)

They remind me of a cross between a taxi cab and an old Betsy Minor.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Just had a look on Autotrader
Yeap, they are the hot-rod looking cars, and they are cheap.

Thankfully, I don't like them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:16, Reply)

Got to factor in car tax and insurance categories too, I guess.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Yeah, but whatever can you get, there will be tax and insurance.
Chryslers are all dirty cheap.

I can only assume they aren't very well made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Americans are notorious for disposable cars, aren't they?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)

And for being fat and liking guns.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Well, that too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)

How did the quiz go on Sunday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Didn't win.
I did win the week before, though, when I went on my own.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)

And using the wrong words for things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)