I'm starting to sense what the key word here might be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm hoping mini-ape learns it by mistake
I'd LOL at the thought of him being embarrassed in front of the barnes yummy mummies
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Micro said the word 'wanker' about 4-5 times a few weeks ago. I have since moderated my language when driving with her in the car.
Seems to have worked so far.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

I managed to amend my small nephew hearing and copying me calling someone a 'whore' to 'horse'.
I was pleased and relieved.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Maybe don't take him on your late night drives eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

But they love kerb crawling with Uncle Frog!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

This is wrong on about 137 different levels
Well done
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

It's not true though.
They hate it, and keep going on about doing 'normal things',whatever that means. Kids eh?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Uncle frog sounds like a yewtree code name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Can you guess who I am yet?
*wobble wobble*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Bert!!!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Close enough.
Although even I am grimacing at 'Uncle Frog', think I won't unveil this new comedy character in public. I will stick with being David.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

I thought your name was Steve?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Nope.
Although I'm on the hospital files twice. Once as David, once as Dane.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

I was quite concerned as she really enjoyed shouting it out.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

She was trying to say Daddy. Speak to your ex.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

HA!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

She does like the word "fanny" quite a lot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

I cocked up on holiday
Thought it would be funny to show my younger brother "dick in a box". YouTube wasn't working on the dodgy Cornish wifi, so. Googled it, but nothing.

The next day at dinner. 7 year old nephew says to me solemnly, "auntie swipe, someone did a BAD thing on daddy's iPad".... Shiiiiiiiiit!!! I fed him a line about how predictive text can make things go wrong, but the kid ain't stupid. Hope he doesn't tell my older brother!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

Play them some anti nowhere league

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)

I even sucked an old man's cock
Will be Swipola's epitaph.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)