Inventions? I've had a few
A smokeless ashtray
A little something I like to call 'The Bathroom Buddy' its like a swiss army knife but with a toothbrush and shaving foam dispenser instead of 50 gajillion knives.
I was once trying to hang a thermometer when I slipped and hit my head, that was the moment I came up with the idea for batteries that beep when you whistle of few bars of Ode to Joy or summat

Alt alt: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit quoting funny movies out of context
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:39, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I read this whole post
to Frank Sinatra's "I did it my way"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Thieving wop cunt
Frank Sinatra Reginald Donkeyfuck
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I read it to Mahler's 5th.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I Adagietto this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 8:47, Reply)

That bathroom buddy was on 'Gremlins'
or am I missing a point and more references :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)