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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This. And fings.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I am fighting a daily battle with my daughter over this stuff.
I jokingly pretend not to understand the words until she says them correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
OH, YOU MEAN 'LITTLE'? I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'LI'UWW'!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Say 'hinting' in a London/Pompey accent
in'in'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Do you ax her to repeat them

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Every time she says it wrong. Punch her in the throat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
its the only way they learn WP

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
A popular one round here is pronouncing "going to" as "gunnoo"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Round here they often dispense with 'to' altogether
"Are you going town?"
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Wow, not heard that one

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
That’s because they don't say it

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
you just blew my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Of course young Tangles here normally says
I want suck your cock.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Really??
*straightens bowtie*
*sprays Gold Spot*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
My daughter has tried that shit with me.
'Going shop'
'Going school'

'GOING TO GET A FUCKING SLAP'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
A frequent expression in our house is "there's an H in Have"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Mine is 'there's a child in cupboard '

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

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