Whole site lost all network connection for an hour.
Well done Kroney and pals!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I didn't even get the chance to win the War argument.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

There's still time. Off you go:
Military conflicts resulting in zero civilian casualties, 3500 BC to the present day, a chronological list, by Mr P Chomp, BSC, MK:
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

So you're going to win an argument by changing the argument to something else?
Tangled is right, it may be an inevitable consequence but it's not the goal for the action. Now practically that doesn't make much difference, but morally I believe it does.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Basically, you're a dirty warmongering BLIAR enthusiast.
I think that's pretty clear thank you very much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Well, I, for one, am pretty convinced that Chompy here
is a rampant racist with a massive war-boner for bombing rag-'eads.
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I'm shocked - but not surprised. The signs have always been there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Sometimes, just sometimes, I'd like to be wrong about somebody, Monts.
Just once. For the novelty. You know?
( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

*shakes head sadly*
I know.


I know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Saying "we're going to bomb you to fuck in a couple of weeks"
Also makes a difference, gives them time to evacuate the buildings.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

evacuate the buildings make sure all their military bases are nice and full of civilians
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

They seem to have turned a number of military bases into prisons.
but then that's making it as useless as blowing it up tbh.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah soz, got bored of your bitching soz again

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Did you unplug him for an hour?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Rough guess, £50,000 lost. Great job monkeys

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Your bitching was just that annoying, soz.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I'd pay 50k to shut that cunt up, just sayin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

50k £0.50
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Well that would be preferable, obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

£50k would buy them a secondary line which would prevent that from happening

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

It's almost as though the NHS has shitty IT.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Good luck getting that signed off in these straitened times

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

We've got bunches of network connections and redundancies.
But if someone randomly pulls out cables in the server room they're not much use.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

They certainly aren't, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

what site?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

"two mum's one ape"?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

He works for the NHS, so Facebook, probs.

( Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

This office in MK.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)