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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Your mum being tag fucked by a herd of wilderbeest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So, your mum and his mum then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)
What's up doc?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:23, Reply)
My bank balance.
You alright sexy? Handed in your notice yet?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Nah...fuckin boss was out all day as was I
Will do first thing on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
The same day another member of the team goes on maternity...whoops

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
You won't cost them anything when you've left though.
The Doris having a kid will continue to be a drain on resources.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Well someone has to continue the human race

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
They've probably already met mini-ape and thought....
'Jesus, if HE can do it, it must be simple'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Poke, poke, squirt...done!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Reckon you'll be held to the 6 weeks notice or do you think you'll be able to have a few weeks off?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I have some holiday so can use that...
I am moving to our direct rivals, so I'm hoping for gardening leave!

Tbh I can't find my contract as it was 6 years ago that I signed it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Gives you time to write a really good 'shove it up your cock' speech.
And plan your dramatic exit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Nah I won't gonna burn any bridges, I'm the epitemy of professionalism

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Other than your inability to spell 'epitome'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)
That was my third attempt and iPhone couldn't fix it so I got bored

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)
He watched that last night
Is there a sequel?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
His mum being tag fucked by a troop of baboons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

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