I think we covered this earlier in the week
but you weren't here, so I won't laugh and point at you.

This is exactly the kind of creepy old nutter that ends up sitting next to me. I obviously have that 'I love weird old men' vibe about me.
Seriously, how can they tell????
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:15, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The smell.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Because you've got saggy tits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

one simple answer
YOU'RE FEMALE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Female what?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Whale.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Tell me about it
I seem to have attracted a nutter at the pub much to the bf's amusement
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

If his sense of humour is like his brothers I feel sorry for you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)