Oi Oi Savaloy
I can’t be arsed to wade through that thread
Sound off like you’ve got a pair
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:27, 58 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My mate only has one so he can't.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

did he look in the Albert Hall?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

or is your mate Stunned poster and we are talking about feet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)

No. Stunned is an Internet person, therefore in all likely hood not real.
He did look in the Albert Hall but they only had hitlers, and it didn't fit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Balls

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

Or your mate only has one Savaloy sausage?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)

Don't know, I'll text him.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

You need to clarify what your mate only has one of

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

HE ONLY HAS ONE TESTICLE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

How does he smell?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

like MARRSipan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Nose?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)

how does it smell?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Get up, there's no need....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Sup Fudder's
How is the raw north tonight?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Rawer than a freshly-killed carrot, HH.
The extent of my boredom cannot be imagined.
Did you know that the young Montelabano discovered the missing boots in the cellar? I'm sure the folk doing the subtitles are taking the piss.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Sounds shit
you should totes get a 12 gauge shot gun and go on a killing spree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Can you delete your account first though?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

After you, squire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)

*Books Gazza in for a fishing trip, KFC and beers*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

KC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

You just reminded me
I was meant to kill myself and delete my account this weekend.
Bit late now.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)

You should wait for a leap year
I'm sure Battered will give try to help you pull It off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

That's not until 2016.
I can't wait that long.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

^ Needy Prick ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

My bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Aye, he'll sell you a raffle ticket so you might win a step ladder.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

*short joke*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Time yet, Froggy. I'm pacing this cell looking for opportunities.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

If Ariel Castro managed it I'm sure you can.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I'm in his cellar, you thoughtless prick.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Well he's dead now, you're free!
Free to kill yourself!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Thank you for your kind thoughts at this difficult time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I'm just glad you made it out of there
After all the rapings and enforced abortions
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

He made me do it, you know that, right?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I just want closure but I fear my muscle tone will never recover.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

KC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Bit late there
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2077705
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I'm just going to do this:
K

C
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

I'm going to bed
Good night, not that I like any of you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

G'night dear

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Let's hope it's a dry night, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Have a good weekend dear Doc

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I is ever so slightly hammered
Top marks to the BIL for picking a venue with excellent beers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

The BIL
From Su Hil.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

I miss Ton Stam

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

I preferred the blon sarg

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

And who can forget Rank Urnside?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

Proper Ard An
He was.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

B3th's been lookin' for one of them.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I've got a pair, like you've got a pair of sex partners.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

You got the stones!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

But not the partner.
More ships in the sea lols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

You fucking sicken me, you adulterous cunt.
You're just like Battered, only normal sized.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 0:53, Reply)

Look just fuCk off to bed you lot.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 8 Sep 2013, 0:56, Reply)