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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'll bet it was you who packed the penis straw.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
and you know where she packed it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)
In her jug of wine, which was in her bag next to the sink she took that was pre-loaded with vomit.
(Or do you have a pun that I'm missing?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:17, Reply)
nah
it was implying she packed a penis in a rude place. It was lame and crass and I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
a rude place....
Like Rams Bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I wouldn't do anything so rude.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Dear Lisa, dear Lisa.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I wonder if she'll take me home

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
It was.
There were plenty of penis related items. Lots of booze, vomiting, alpacas and nudity.
It was wicked.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
Sounds ghastly.
Where did you go, and did you do anything interesting aside from drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
some no where town in kent.
We went to a rare breeds centre and saw pigs racing and my friend got to throw a hawk. We also watched Britney Spear's films.
Skills time. It wasn't ghastly, it was one of the best weekends after.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Doesn't sound like much fun for the hawk.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
The hawk fucking loved it.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I can imagine the conversation he had with the other birds back in the aviary...
'Good weekend Hawky?' asked his friend Dave, the falcon.

'Not really Dave' replied Hawky, 'a load of pissed up birds tossed me off'.

At this point, Dave falls off his perch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)

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