I went to school with the nob who's nobbing Pippa Middleton.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She's a regular customer in my company's shop on the Kings Rd
As was her sister. David 'RIP' Frost used to live opposite, as does Felicity Kendall, who once told one of our staff that the shop looked like a warehouse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Wot shop's that then? Or is it secret?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

It's secret, sorry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Tease.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

It's this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvcD4Czx4Y
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

do you sell designer bum dildos?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Kind of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)

who bought the biggest bum dildo?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Russell Grant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Bum him then you can say you fucked Pippa using him as a condom

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Ha!
Good Idea.....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I *did* shag his sister. Does that get me anywhere?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

It practically makes you 2nd in line to the throne, your Majesty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)