cake!!
one of the girls here has brought cakes because it is her birthday.

mr kiplings mini bites...... tiny squares of cake covered in icing. there's battenburg and caramel and lemon ones..... i had no idea they did these!! you have all got to try them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:31, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

stop, stop!
*moans in delight*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:31, Reply)

*grrs*
I want teh cake
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:32, Reply)

Are they as good
as the M&S mini bites? They do chocolate rolls, plain flapjacks, cranberry and yogurt flapjacks and various other types.

*hungers*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:39, Reply)

soooooo
much better than m&s because m&s have been done to death with birthdays here!

plus these aren't flapjacks etc, they are real live little squares of cake..... lemon and the caramel ones ftw!

yes. go forth and buy the cakey goodness.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:42, Reply)

I've just looked them up
on the interweb and see what you mean.

It's a hap-hap-happy day...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:45, Reply)

I have recently had an urge to make cup cakes.
I wonder if it's hormonal or just being on here.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Live cake!
I couldn't eat a live cake!

It would have to be humanely killed first.

Possibly by drowning it in icing.

Or bashing it repeatedly over the head with a flake!
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:55, Reply)

these cakes
have been smothered (kindly) in tangy sweet lemon icing, drowned in crumbly caramel frosting and enrobed in rich chocolate covering.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:16, Reply)

@ rswipe
right, that's it, i refuse to continue to believe that you are a lawyer.

you are an advertising lady for M&S!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:19, Reply)

nonono
mr kipling!

mmmmm. they've all gone now, dammit. i may have to go home via the 24 hour tesco after drinking tonight...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:04, Reply)

al
ingredients don't have to be mixed together in a bowl. there are other alternatives.

but i like the idea of a baker than can stand an hour in the oven. i would pay extra for that kind of filling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:30, Reply)

god, al
you're such a pervert. as if that could be anything other than wholly innocent.

*thinks al should rename himself althepervert*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:29, Reply)

Rachel
Thing is, we all already know that Al's a pervert, but his Geordie status has been questioned.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:32, Reply)

Why..........
..........do people say "Pervert" like it's a BAD thing?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:32, Reply)

captain
well, sometimes it's a bad thing. sometimes it's a great thing. it's all a question of fact and degree, as i say to my clients daily.

legal clients, not pervy clients.

i like the way al defends his geordie status but does not deny the charge of pervertdom!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Al
I didn't say it was up for question - I said it had been questioned (by CHCB, I believe).

Apparently, you don't sound Geordie? I won't dispute it though - I was born and raised in Cornwall, but no one ever guesses that.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 17:46, Reply)

Well Al
as far as I'm concerned, if you were born in Geordieland, you're a Geordie.

Rachel, tell us about your pervy clients.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:50, Reply)

I was advised by Ms Swipe last year...

So that must surely make me her perviest client...?

*Stands proudly*

(actually, her 'advice' was to issue me with a restraining order...but that still counts)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:54, Reply)