BATTERED IS A PRICK
Alt: BATTERED IS A PRICK
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

This is not exactly news

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

It needed saying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

This really needs an Alt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

After a day of shit threads, it's great to finally have a good'un.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Don't know him well enough to form an opinion.
Alt. Yes he is.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)

New iphones being announced tomorow, looking forward to that.
I hope they do some new ipads but there are high probablity that won't be until octoober. Not sure if i'm gonna upgrade this year as I want an xbox too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Xbox one looks shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I know Watchdogs is on both, and that's the one i'm most looking forward to, but xbox one also has Ryse, which looks wicked.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

I hate how often new apple stuff comes out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)

It's a lot less than other brands though, about once a year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Just seems to be a lot, and they don't change much.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)

About once a year per product, rising up to sometimes 18 months.
With iPhone, there is only one [ok, two starting from tomorow], they release it every year to 18 months.

Where as Nokia/HTC/Samsaung have about 4-5 current phones, which get updated every year, but staggered.

And their iOS stuff doesn't cost that much more than the comparable products from competing brands, except they hold their value a lot more when you go to sale them. Their Mac stuff though is way higher than comparable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

I have an ipad, which I really like, but can't get into the iPhone.
The older I get, the more I hate mobile phones anyway.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I like keeping them the same ecosystem because that means I don't have to re-buy apps and I get used to everything.
But I did have a Nokia Lumia for a bit and loved that, it was a great phone. I'm not a fan of Android, but the galaxy and htc one both look good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)

I hate them for giving us the old model mini
But I bought it anyway.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

I'd quite like a second hand Mini to use as a media player.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

What percentage of your available computing power do you use?
As things stand at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I couldn't really put a ballpark on it, the only 'gadget' that I have that was a real waste of time was the e-ink reader, which I was going to hack.
Pebble Smartwatch: use all the time, the concept is really handy, can't wait for Apple's version... i'm not being a fanboy there, if I was on Android then i'd have got the Galaxy Gear.

Nexus 7: Great for reading books and watching TV on the tube, as it's so portable. Currently busted though =(. WIll replace with iPad Mini when the next ipad mini comes out.

iPad: Great for radio and interneting in the bed or throne-room. Or if I'm staying over somewhere and odn't want to bring my laptop.

Macbook Pro: Where I do most of my work and what I use the most.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

The smell of burning has left the house now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

oh wow Hitler's Rise: The Colour Films is fucking brilliant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Great review, I will watch it on the strength of this alone,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

honestly bruv it's spectacular

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

Despite me being a sarky cunt, I would be interested in this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

cor it's brilliant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Nice use of 'cor'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)

What's this on Mont?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I recorded it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Well I didn't think it was live.
Off of what channel?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:55, Reply)

The telly is my guess.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)

four
Oh man there's a dachshund in a German army helmet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Sausages.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

rossages

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

*fires soda syphon at three alsation*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

colour footage of Russian pogroms

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

So red looks good 're rendered'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)

I've got that recorded.
Gonna watch it on friday back to back with a Myra Hindley doc.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)

:( someone said Hitler dies in the end :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:57, Reply)

You've ruined it for me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

wait a minute they're badmouthing Hitler now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

I'm not interested if its biased.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

these jokers are being well rude

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

You can say what you want about Hitler, but he had some great ideals.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)

sure he was overconfident and yeah he made mistakes but his heart was in the right place

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Diamond geezer, he'd do anything for you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:12, Reply)

Got him by the Goebbels

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

This is why I hate Twitter

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

I hate twitter because cunts.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Well we aint seen the body.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

dental records are conclusive
Sad times
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Don't forget the Royal Albert Hall 'Bollockometer'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)

wow first ever film footage of der fuhrer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)

He was better in 'Inglorious Basterds'
Really showcased his playful side.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:05, Reply)

I do not bandy the term awesome about willy nilly but what a programme

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)

Awesome!!
I have to wait til the weekend. I promised the other half. He doesn't watch much telly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)

With nine million sets of teeth for him to choose from
it could have been anybody.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)

incredibly he chose his own
Listen edj no one wishes he was still with us more than I do but he's gone dude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

I still think fondly of him. Everyday. Every damn day.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)

Let me know where.
I'm gonna put flowers and a teddy.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

heaven
White, blond, athletic heaven.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

You seen the one with Robert Carlyle? that was great.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)

yeah aa sent me the dvd.
Brilliant
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:15, Reply)

I wanna sort myself another copy of that, I thought the same.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:20, Reply)

Good night nazi sympathisers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

sieg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)

nn l8erz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Me too
Need to be up in the morning.
They worry at the IVF clinic if I'm late.
Night.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

l8erz pot8erz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

Gute Nacht!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:15, Reply)