It's OK
you'll almost certainly be dead or hospitalised before day 6 so you won't need the coffee stage.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i was wondering if you'd believe it was a real thing
tell me you knew i was joking...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:43, Reply)

It's no more or less stupid than some of the ones I know you've done already.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

maybe i should market it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Sounds like a good diet to me.
With all that coffee you won't be able to sleep, but with the carrot juice you'll be able to see clearly in the dark, so you'll have no problem navigating on those sleepless nights.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I try to find a happy balance between my calorie intake and how many calories I burn off
call me mad but it seems to work for me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Mental, innit?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

mad knobcheese
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)