DG punched a horse.
Alt; Going to he boozer shortly, just picked up the Doris from the airport, so a few pints then back to watch the football whilst she probably falls asleep on the sofa as she's knackered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One up the bum. No harm done.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)

This is why everyone hates the gays.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)

For 'everyone'
read 'women'

Why? For suggesting a quick on up the jacksy?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)

No, women LOVE the gays.
Someone to shop with, innit?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)

I don't understand your reply :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Haha that reminds me the wife was quite upset that Wentworth Miller from "Prison Break"
has just come out (not out of prison before you ask)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)

another victory for the gays.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:15, Reply)

I didn't know it was a contest?
I have quite a diverse set of friends and quite a few gay ones, at a BBQ the other month I cracked up when someone suggested (rather crudely) that they were ok with gay people they treated them just like Vegans, I was quite perplexed and ask how that works, "Leaves more meat for me innit" was the reply, the look his Mrs gave him tells me the night didn't end well for him
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Yeah, he got none that night.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)

Ohhh, I forgot to ask how did yours and the BF's birthday weekend get on?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)

All good.
Pretty much like any other really. he doesn't 'do' birthdays or Christmas so kept it as normal as possible, with little fuss. Ha!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:37, Reply)

I stopped doing Birthdays when I turned 30
I even fucked off to London for the weekend with the family for my 40th so I could avoid the surprise B-day parties quite a few of my old school friends had thrust upon them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Yeah birthday's aren't a massive thing for me now
I will be doing fuck all for 32.

Christmas has to be done though. If not a huge celebration, then time with your other half and at least one Christmas themed film.

Like Gremlins, or Die Hard.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)

:( mine's "A Christmas Carol" I quite like the Patrick Stewert version

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Also, Edward Scissorhands

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Is that like a horror film for a gay man?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)

he wouldn;t even get past first base

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)