Just, you know, bit queer innit?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and? so what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Well, you know, it sort of, well gay and that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

what's gay about it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

The bit where you put your winkles in each others mouths.
Which are also painted blue, so I hear.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

what's gay about that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Maybe I've misunderstood.
Where is Scotland anyway? Is it in London?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Up near Norway, I think

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Yeah. North of the river.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Don't go further than Enfield, soz.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Watch the inbreeding, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Bit of lippy and some guy liner
BOAB's yer auntie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

TEN YEAR OLD LADDIE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Given the choice of a ten year old laddie and a fifteen year old, I'll take the ten year old every time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT
Just been listening that N-Joi live CD in the car, whilst grinning like a loon and remembering....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

they were shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

you massive flid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

shit and bent
Orbital as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Their Live in Manchester lp is both a superb live rave pa but also a microcosm of that scene at its peak
No doubt you were pooing your huggies pull ups about some sadcore woofters but really do be quiet dear
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

nah, just not a desperate, middle aged prickster

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

you missed it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

You missed loads of good shit an' all
I've heard loads of that stuff from mates who are your age. Just sounds dated and shit these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

The thing about Orbital, is you take one look at it...
Go into orbit and walk away? Yeah, that's it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

orbital were shit tho bar Chime

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

I do actually have an Orbital 12, Funny Break.
But that's only for the Plump DJs remix.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)

And that one about clouds after they shortened their name.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Your comment helps
I just go with the opposite and find it true, never fails
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

classic Loakers!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:39, Reply)

There you go, see, it's not.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

TTJ!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:41, Reply)

Nope
Just like "Chicks dig xxxx"

They don't.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

There's a substantial amount of stuff that goes straight over your head, isn't there?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)

Hot air generally does.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Classic Loakers!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

The chicks I know ALL dig castlemaine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Oh dear.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

None of the chicks I know dig boring IT Mondeo drivers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

Can you still get Mondeos?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)

No idea bruv.
I'm just using it as shorthand for 'boring'. And yes, I realise the tautology involved, but Loaksy here is in fact a very dull man, so the tautology in this case is justified.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:51, Reply)

*classic car link*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

Have I mentioned my divorce?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)

Not for ten minutes.
GO GO GO!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Jesus fuck yer
Battered shoehorns his divorce into threads as often as Chompy used to mention his girlfriend at the slightest suggestion of a dropped hat.

Nobody cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)

He does mention the ex wife ALOT I have noticed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Yet he doesn't really give a shit!
Whodathunkit?

Who indeed?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

I'm not convinced by the protestations.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

Nor me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)