I contracted glandular fever which gave my liver an alarming amount of fucking, resulting in me not being able to drink for 18 months of my course.
The second 18 months I was effectively working shifts full time whilst doing a full time degree level course. Fuck only knows how I managed that.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yeah that's what you told everyone.
'Yah actually guys I can usually drink like twenny pints yah? But the reason I've pooed myself and started crying after two halves of Fosters is actually because like I've got like a rahlly major medical complaint OK?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I don't know why I've decided you speak like Nakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)

needs moar dribble and spaz
for both of them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

That's the most offensive part of it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)