I once gave a guided tour of the Elgin Marbles by mistake
I was explaining to my then gf what each bit was and noticed after a few minutes some gormless cunts were trying to surreptitiously earwig in on it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Last year I was walking over the Millenium Bridge toward the Tate and the Globe
and heard some chancer giving a tour to a group of forrins that consisted of a load of wacky made up stuff. I don't know if he was taking the piss or they'd paid for the privilege of a bullshitters guide to London.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah that was me as well
It's what I "do", yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

I went to the portrate with someone from here who knew her stuff, and it was actaully facinating.
I couldn't stand history guff but I just think I haven't been feed history guff in the right way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

HINT HINT

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:59, Reply)

HINT TAKEN

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)