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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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although your reason would be a visual bonus
the reality is, you invent a pill to do that, you are one fucking billionaire, baby
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
*orders 'my first chemistry set', awaits results and ££££££££'s*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
i used to want one of those as a kid SO BADLY
but my stupid older brother stained the carpet and burned the duvet, so my parents banned them :(

mind you, i fucking hated chemistry gcse when i got older, so probably no loss.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I did have one, but suffered the same hatred at GCSE
You scratch one 'JON IS FAT' into a workbench with a compass in massive letters, and they hold it against you for a year or two, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
understandable
poor jon
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)
He *was* really fat though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)
yeah but he probably knew that you had a premature baldpatch and a squint
and couldn't get as hard as everyone else in the class even at that age when sitting the wrong way on the bus could turn a boy to cement, but he didn't put that on the bench, did he?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Actually he did.
I've never been much good at banter, so went straight to the 'fat' jibe, out of the two I knew, being either 'fat' or 'gay.
And I'm not bald either.
Yourn being horrid today. I'm telling.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
It doesn't even have to work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
he'd make more money if it did, though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
If you cure a problem how can you continue to make money from it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
because people have to keep buying the pills

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

people I'd

+because I have two zinger tower burgers for lunch everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
oh man
hoist by my own petard
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

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