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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Refuse to sell to him or let him in the flatThe excitement this'll create will mean you can push the price up to 350k
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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I like this plan.I could also deny that I even have a flat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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If he asks why and what you're doing just go super racistME NO SELL TO YOU, ME SOLLY
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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I could call him GLASSHOPPER(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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If he's black, I'll break out my classic Nigerian impressionAH WOULD LAK TO SEH TO YOOOOO, EEN MAH CONTREH AH AM A PREENS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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So I'm willing to sell to you but I have to ask how many bongos you plan to keep hereWe have a strict anti-bongo policy, no bongos after 10pm, will you be able to abide by these rules?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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You won't be doing any of those Voodoo ceremonies will you?I've seen 'Live and Let Die', you can't fool me - I know what you lot get up to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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If you're going to be draining chicken blood, remember to use the outside sinkTry to keep your human sacrifices to a minimum during the working week please, you godless savage.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:42,
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