i don't really like cake very much
but i have to admit the girl who makes the afternoon cakes here is fucking talented, they always look beautiful. today's offerings are "red velvet whoopie pies". what is this red velvet stuff, and what does it taste like? i figured the Internet would know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Red food colouring with a silly name so females think it's a luxury treat and 'so naughty'. That's my guess.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

i just don't get cake
i'd rather have chocolate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I'd rather have a biscuit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

or....
a chocolate biscuit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Nah, not a huge chocolate biscuit fan. Or a small one.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

hang on
so you're saying that you'd rather have a rich tea or a digestive over one of those m&s extra chocolatey rings?

no wonder you're depressed, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Only the white chocolate ones.
I prefer a creme style biscuit, and a ginger. (Not you)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)