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Too many replies thereGood news! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-24060831
What else is good news?
Alt: what is bad news?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:49,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Monts you cunt read, my last reply(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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Right don't you read MY last replyRIGHT HERE BUDDY
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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I was just setting Theo straightb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2084777
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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Hurrah! It's my Friday so weekend starts tomorrowBah! I've got hella dull shit to do this weekend, including a dinner with someone I don't care about and a pub visit with people I abhor. Also have to go to the BANK and the POST OFFICE.
Seriously I'm like jesus on the cross here, so much suffering.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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You could just, Not GO(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:01,
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Hey I'm back from lunchNO I have to, or at least *should*, do all these things
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Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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I'M GOING TO THE POST OFFICE LATER AND I'VE JUST BEEN TO THE BANK. we could be brothers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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I dunno what it would be like to have a brother, do I have to do anything?(
Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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thanks obama!(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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Speaking of Birmingham, that Peaky Blinders thing starts tonight.It looks good, bit like a Brummie Boardwalk Empire.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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wouldn't that be the opposite?given that a stripper's job is to get them out, not cover them up?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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Ah you see I used Blinders in the cockerknee sense of Cor blimey that's blinding
So Peaky would be the large breasts and Blinders would imply that they are good...
HTH's
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Good news: My name in a thread title today, and my name copied to parody my persona yesterday. I'm really becoming a somebody here, right?.......oh.Bad news: Day off Friday definitely cancelled because some selfish cunt has decided to have a stupid baby.
Good news extra just in: Fish & Chips for lunch.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:59,
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Reg. is that you?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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Where's the new improved version of you gone?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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Here he's Mimicking Nakers at the momentb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2084110
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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You're meeting Battered for lunch?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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No. Don't think he likes me.Just been delivered to work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:03,
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He doesn't like anyone.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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Your daughter doesn't count.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:20,
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Well she is a bit young for education(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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She did it for the forth (bridge) time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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his daughter's gorgeousv cute and clever. if she didn't look like him, i'd think the milkman had a hand in it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:35,
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well that's something i've never been called beforeyou learn something new EVERY DAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:43,
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S'ok no one really minds a female paedo(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:44,
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The whole cast of Desmonds had a hand in Nakers daughters conception(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:38,
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battered doesn't like anyonehe's like this tiny little ball of condensed rage and hatred. like a really bursty fart.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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I just dislike you, you fat ranga harpie. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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oh ayeyou're a beacon of sweetness and light
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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You know that in IRL that is true. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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this place is turning into a fucken CHIPCHAT FORUM(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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Yep! Two days in a row. Living the dream.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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is the dream "coronary bypass before the age of 40" ?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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No, from now on I'm only eating rabbit food and getting a personal trainer.I just hope I don't have an attack of 'the vapours', and tumble over like a spastic. Then make a big fuss about it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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I've just has my third shit of the day. I'm worried.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:04,
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I get more worried if I don't shit, to be honest.If you don't shit you die.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:05,
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I dunno, I heard there's a thing where you sort of vomit shit if you can't shit for long enough.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07,
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Come on WP! You can do it!One more edit and it's English!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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Let's get this post to the middle of the road!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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That wholewheat pasta is doing you some good, lad.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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Imagine being a teacher there?Do you get a free stab-proof vest?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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that's noveli just got a lovely email from the two girls who helped me and looked after me, to see how i am, which was nice. it is good news that there are nice people out there, when most of the world is full of cunts.
alt: no idea what to have for lunch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:06,
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I'm having chickpea dal soup, penang chicken bites and some crisps.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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that soup sounds nicethe chicken sounds shit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO WRONG ABOUT FOOD?? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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i am not wrongi am totally right.
either way, it leaves more meaty goodness for you. so you should be praising me, not stifling me, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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*dal fives*Mine's curried red lentil though.
I was planning on dipping my cheese and marmite sarnies in it, but they didn't last when I decided I was already hungry.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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when I make my own I always use red lentils cos they cook so fucking fast(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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Yeah, I made this myself.Although I'm not sure 'made' is the right word given most of the flavour comes from stock cubes and curry powder.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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I just use turmeric and salt in the lentils,and at the end stir in sliced onions and garlic which have been fried until really dark, and chillies, and occasionally some onion seeds if I have them. Garnish with fresh coriander, away you do!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:28,
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I just had homemade cottage pie(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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>:(yes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:12,
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everyone's thinking the same thing here, I don't need to elaborate(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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sometimes that sort of thing is just the ticket(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13,
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That I can get behind.Odd attitude to lunchtime drinking here though :(
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lasagne is fucking excellenti had a goats cheese and butternut squash one that could make a nun squirt in a pub in gloucestershire. and a garlic mushroom, spinach and red pepper one, with blue cheese.
man, now i want lasagne, and instead i either have to get the offering from our staff restaurant, which is NOT LASAGNE, or walk all the way down to the pasta place on my shattered kneecaps :((
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:14,
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i went to the sandwich bar in our restaurant and got a bagel with cheese, coleslaw and jalapenosthat'll do
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:33,
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Careful, that's sounding almost like a balanced meal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:37,
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i got a litre of water and some green salad to go with it, if that helps(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:39,
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Get your office bitch to get you some(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:31,
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you thought wrongi am very important.
my new office bitch is lovely and very very good, but she's far too attractive. urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:40,
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Anyone is attractive next to you though, you bulbous orange skank.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:42,
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This is why I like you Froggie. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:46,
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Sometimes I make a lasagne out of chilli and use tortillas and sour cream instead of pasta sheets and bechemel sauce.It's proper decadent.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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Sour cream with mexican food is just wrongCrema Fresca is the way forward, it's just really hard to find.
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I hate searching for ingredients.I practically had to go on a quest to find some Ras Al Hanout; I've since seen the bastarding thing in Morrisons, for fucks sake.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:34,
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I can totally digg that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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Except i'd still use bechimel 'cus I fucking love that stuff.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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Domios one(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32,
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Why not make your own? Not exactly difficult. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:34,
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It's piss-easy, but a pain having to stand for ages stirring the pan constantly.Someone should make a pan stirrer that isn't total shit.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:38,
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I do if I'm cooking up something with care/love/whatever........ but if i'm just getting a mid-week meal on that I just want to bang in the oven and forget about 'till feeding time, then the jar stuff is pretty much just as good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17,
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I got cream cheese and smoke salmon bagel, REAL BAGEL though, proper good 'cus the holidays are on tomo I think so they've made extra todaystill warm when I bought it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:33,
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Jeeez alright I can fuckin' gaz you to check up on you if you care that much(
Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:50,
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I hope there is gas instead of water in the changing room showers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:09,
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me tooand i hope you stick your head in it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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Birmingham is getting all nostalgic for the old days, the school above will bring them backwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-24047750
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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I has had 3 fried eggs and chips for dinner.This is good. Csn't think of bad, I'm still digesting here.
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I think you meant 'lunch'. FFS.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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Pissed cunt doesn't even know what time of day it is(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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i don't really like cake very muchbut i have to admit the girl who makes the afternoon cakes here is fucking talented, they always look beautiful. today's offerings are "red velvet whoopie pies". what is this red velvet stuff, and what does it taste like? i figured the Internet would know.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:47,
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Red food colouring with a silly name so females think it's a luxury treat and 'so naughty'. That's my guess.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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i just don't get cakei'd rather have chocolate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:50,
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Nah, not a huge chocolate biscuit fan. Or a small one.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56,
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hang onso you're saying that you'd rather have a rich tea or a digestive over one of those m&s extra chocolatey rings?
no wonder you're depressed, man.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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Only the white chocolate ones.I prefer a creme style biscuit, and a ginger. (Not you)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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I'm trying to get shitshitshit poster to kill himself on /talk(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:54,
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we tried that a few weeks ago, MontsI tell you what that boys a fucking let down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:55,
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He's already planning on killing himself.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56,
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Well let's say I'm trying to help things along(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56,
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The new QOTFW is fucking awful news.Or good news, depending on how you see it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:58,
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I think it's going to be a good week. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:02,
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Easy there Ice Cube(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:10,
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