Well, pour your heart out so we can use it against you in the future.
If you've been lurking, you know the form.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:24, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

is this the part where someone suggests we have a right laugh here?
hmm, i'm here to apply for the soon to be vacant position of bent spastic, although i undersand there may be some stiff competition round these parts
(ranker joe shabba, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

flaccid competition.
We're all virgins.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

FUCK YOU
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

aye not bad marrer, yerself?

(ranker joe shabba, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Oh god, are you a northern?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Northerners are funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

+ smelling

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)

+ looking

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

from god's country mate, cumbria.

(ranker joe shabba, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)

+pints of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Who are you really?
There are only 5 people that post on here.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

who's got the least number of sockpuppets? i'll be them, help the underdog

(ranker joe shabba, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

I am the one and only. Foot.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Yeah, Chesney. You tell him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)