I'm Not superstitious, but I probably am a bit OCD. Certain things must be done in a certain way.
Alt: Skinny jeans. Those 'caramel'/'dog shit brown' trousers people seem to fucking love. Polo shirt cunts.

Alt:alt: Not having chips. Pissing about with our website for work. Selling loads of stuff, gettin' bitches, gettin' paid.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:07, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's wrong with skinny jeans?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

when you're a fat bender like Doc F here, they don't look good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:10, Reply)

THIS JUST ISN'T TRUE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Ah yeah, I forget that not everyone has the svelte figure to carry it off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

Hipster shite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Which pound do you get your bitches from?
Are they sterilised?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

I just steal them, so I dunno their medical history. Doesn't matter though, as I just put them in a bin bag and throw them in the canal.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)