Oh for crying out loud, why did I click on that link?
'Leaving strategic buttons undone shows the button holes on your suit or shirt are functional and what you're wearing is good quality.

"With cheaper clothes often buttons are sewn on but don't actually work."

I always like to send out a subtle message that I have real buttons that work, it's an indicator that I've spent a lot on my clothes. For the same reason I always leave my shoelaces untied because it shows I have expensive shoes with real laces. Cheap shoes usually have pretend laces.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:15, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I think I am likely to punch someone out today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

easy there LL Cool J

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Why are you so mardy today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah Mince! Surely you should be (oh HO) vendredi!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

tres bien Reginald!"!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

*j'adores le piat d'or*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

today
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Because I'm a racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I thought that was a cause for joy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Well it keeps me off the streets

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:29, Reply)

You read more of it than I did,I just looked at the headings

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I always leave my nipples undone
To show off my expensive chest,

It does cause some leakage though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I spend a lot on socks, but people cant see the quality if I wear them, so I put them on my hands.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Also your wearing of the trouser on the head gets to show off your sponge bob square pants
boxer shorts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:24, Reply)

No, not pissed enough yet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:25, Reply)

It shows you have real feet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:26, Reply)

Yeah, cheap legs usually have pretend feet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

I wear sandals to show off my expensive real toes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

If you've spent good money on them, you don't want to cover them up.
This also explains the socks/sandals look. Turns out they are cheap bastards.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:31, Reply)

You just know that somewhere, Nakers is reading that and lapping it up

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:28, Reply)

High fiving himself for having real buttons

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:30, Reply)

I just remembered when he linked this
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=have+a+bargin+on+me%2C+you%27re+welcome
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:32, Reply)

I just love how that went so epically wrong for him there.
A bit like Barters vs JMG.

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post669042
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Your mum lapped up my spunk last night from a dog bowl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

I reckon dozer actually believes that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Thank you from the bottom of my heart
For saving me from reading that shite, and therefore slightly increasing the chance my minions will get through the day without me shouting at them. You've made the world a happier place.

On that theme though, I like to leave one of my balls hanging out, as it proves I have expensive real balls.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)