i'm not superstitious at all
unlike the couple who's wedding i'm being dragged to today, who deliberately picked today so they can "prove its really a lucky day" as their wedding invites said. i might have to break a mirror over the bride's head or something. i despair for people i really do.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:35, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright ranker joe, welcome to the fold
have you had your introductory gazz from Chompy yet asking if you have breasts?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Chompy RIP

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Missed all the drama yesterday afternoon :(
Fucking meeting
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

+ my ex
LOLOLOLOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Funny thing is, she was actually in the same building as the meeting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

In which case
LOLOLOLOL TRUFAX
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i sent a pre-emptive gaz of my hairy moobs just to confuse the situation

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

It's only YOU that got it HH
Now he's gone, I'll never get one :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Alright Ranker Joe.
Did you know it's customary for new posters to get bought a pizza by Swipe?

You may have to recompense in some other way though.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

i get choice of topping though, yeah?

(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

only if it's meat

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

No chance mate, she's very dominant in the (spare) bedroom, I'm told.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

<s>choice</s> - be

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

you might want to think that through again, chief.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

It's still early for me, we all know what I was getting at.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

It makes my bitter black heart
hope that it all falls apart then they can blame the day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I strongly suggest you get caught up to the back wheels in the bride
at some point in the reception. Just to prove them wrong.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Punch the brides mother in the throat while shouting her name as if you're in the old Renault adverts. NICOLE!
Bonus points if she's been dead a few years.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)