hello Mr. Ranker,
how's the wedding going?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If he hasnt already had fingers from a bridesmaid
then pretty badly I would say
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

hello mr pig.
good so far, cos i dodged the ceremony to get some kip. wish i could just get out the reception now
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

why are you there?
if you're not going to attend the bit where they actually get married?

EDIT: Important question, what sort of trousers are you wearing?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Liking the trick question, WP.
Get the scotch cunt to admit he's 'wheering the plaid'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

i was also checking he wasn't allergic to any sort of fabrics, and that his dad was ok with his attire.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

wearing a kilt.
i mean shit, no, not a kilt, soft as shite southern trousers or summit. dunno why we're going, i assume the wife cared enough to want us to turn up. or we just taking the excuse to get pissed.
(ranker joe shabba, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

GOT YOU, I FUCKING *KNEW* IT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)