I've been usurped in my own home HH.
This is miserable. Lady pig has decided to sit next to the only TV and chat to her mum for an hour, her dad has "dropped by" to use the laptop so I'm stuck to my phone for a bit. I just want to watch a film.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:30, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stand up and announce you're off to the cinema.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

It's raining.
I'm not going out in the rain. That's why I bought a house.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You don't have to go out, you nugget. As if I would suggest such a thing. I apologies for my lack of carity and excess of claret.
It's just to make them feel guilty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I might just walk around sighing loudly.
If it's all the same to you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I read that as singing, which would be better but it's your house, allegedly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

Suck it in Weepee, don't go on a murderous rampage
things will seem better in the morning

LOVE AND KISSES HARTLEY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

It's just irritating.
I just want a bit of quiet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)

Start wanking in front of them. That'll clear the room.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

No.
I had my wank in the afternoon as normal.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Do something else

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I can't concentrate on my book thanks to all the fucking talking tangled.
Why can't everyone shut up
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

They're obviously seeing if you're man enough to tell them to shut the fuck up.
It's a test. DO NOT FAIL.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Stick a record on. Loud.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Sorry TuiB, I really thought you disliked me
In fact hated me, how could I have gotten it so wrong hic...HIC
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

It doesn't really matter if I like you or not, we're just a couple of pricks on the internet
But I wouldn't wish what you're going through on anyone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

'Cept maybe Nakers, just for the lols y'know

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

I like Nakers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Oh sure, Nakers is a sweetie
But it would still be lol
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

You're not all bad
well unless your making us listen to your bands music......in that case prick off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

JOSHING you know

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Get fucked

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)

Ring Craig Charles.
Ask to borrow a virtual reality machine from 90's gameshow Cyberzone.
Escape to a world of your making.
Await 'awooga warning' to come back to real life.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

awooga, what a rush

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)