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You leave doctor frog alone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:30,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I knew he hated me, but frog spawn gone wrong?
Too far.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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it's ok Battered hates everyone
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:32,
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Except me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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xceptspecially
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You're just to lovable RS we all love you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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You wouldn't say that if you'd met her.
Pig wearing lipstick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Is she *really* that bad?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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100% munter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Yeah yeah
*models*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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+ *clothes for Evans*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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EvansJacamo.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Better *applauds*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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Wtf is jacarno?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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Clothes for the bigger man.
That's why it's funny, because you're fat and used to be a man.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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Oh
Next I think you need to google "funny".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Not gonna do that.
There might be a link to classic cars, soz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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You're learning
And learning fast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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Those 100%ers are quite rare.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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I'm being nice today
well at least till my hangover has gone
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Not to me though, you 'orrible bastard.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Want to feel better about your break-up? Check out my friend's story that I just shared with qotw
I bloody love that story. Said friend is smoking hot, so it cheers me up that even she got dumped for a shit reason!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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I hope one day I can dump someone with a prickish reason.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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You're a man
I'd say it's inevitable
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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LINK IT THEN
JEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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It's one click away
You lazy twunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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Sorry I'm to busy having a roll up in the balcony
NOW LINK THAT MO FO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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I like this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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X
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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^GHEY^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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But her dick is so magnetic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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cept me :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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Yeah what a cock
How are the knee's?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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Soooo nearly recovered thank you!
Still have a v nasty cut on the poor right one, which took the brunt of it, but the swelling and pain has all gone - yay!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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Bless, all them EXtra's at the massage parlour must be horrible
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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Fat. Like the rest of her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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And unlike your toothpick of a cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You'll never find out about my penis, no matter how many times you beg. Leave me alone you desperate bint.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Needs MOAR "psycho cunt"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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Are we still mentioning him since his flounce?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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He'll always be a dull cunt, whether he is vanity searching from afar, or boring us with his tedious self-indulgent shite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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I like Cho-cho
but then again I like all of you so I may be a bit bias
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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You'll learn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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>:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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Some organs weren't made to play in a cathedral.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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BANGOLEEEEEEEEEE
YOU SPITEFULL BITCH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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*bows*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Not sure if mean about my mouse's ear or battered's toothpick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Either.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Perhaps inaccurate, on reflection. It's more a private chapel than a cathedral
And I wouldn't put battered's anywhere near my teeth either
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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a private chapelthe Vatican
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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Holiest of holies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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I have heard it echoes.
echoes.
echoes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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That depends on who's shouting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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Brian Blessed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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I hear that battered's arse looks like Brian whistling
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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That's nothing, you should hear me fart.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04,
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I thought I had
Turned out it was your attempt at conversation
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:06,
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I think you and Battered Poster would make a great couple
Don't ask how I have come to that conlusion
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:09,
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Dude are you trying to make me vomit up shit?
Why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:11,
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Come on admit it
you and Battered sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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* pukes more than ever before *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:19,
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You know you want her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:20,
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I'd rather kill myself.
Painfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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WITHASPOON
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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ASPOONAnything
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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I think he's saying you have a foo foo like a train tunnel
and Battered is the dachshund that walk into it.
and probably pisses on the entrance walls too
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:48,
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Urgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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Tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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Based on her record she prefers scat to piss play.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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mouse'swoolly mammoths'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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