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What a cock
who else is a cock?
I'm not in the mood so just fuck off yeah
alt: Custard creams
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:24,
309 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
YM has a cock*
How's the hangover?
* for a son!!!111!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:27,
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My head hurts, so not good really
I'm trying the seasoned hair of the dog approach
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:28,
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Micro is (hopefull) down for the night, I'm relaxing on the sofa & watching Foyles War (guilty pleasure).
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:29,
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and so the descent into alcoholism begins...
This is how Battered started you know
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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Stunned taught me everything I know.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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You were surely in safe hands there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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Certainly experienced ones.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:33,
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+ he knows how to cup my balls
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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You,
Me,
Them,
Everybody.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:31,
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I'm getting drunk
I have a hotel room that has a separate sitting room and views across Cardiff bay. The industrial area is a particular highlight.
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Kroney, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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Are you still on holiday?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:33,
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Last night tonight. She's at the bar.
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Kroney, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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tonight. She's at the bar a DJ saved my life
YEAH thanks for that earworm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:06,
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I hear your bird's fat now
Let herself go now she's settled down with you eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:34,
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Oi cunt have my earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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In other news, I took my daughter a small bunch of flowers this morning when I collected her.
I think my ex thought they were for her at first ha ha.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:39,
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ohhhh dear...
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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It was brilliant. My daughter loves flowers, so that was a result, but that added bonus was something that hadn't occurred to me. \o/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:06,
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get in there son
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:09,
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I'm pleased that the ex got it wrong, it's been making me laugh all day.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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Same with mine *EX fives*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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Hey, Harters.
Your favorite television show is just starting. The eX Factor.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:00,
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He's busy watching The Job Lot on iplayer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:03,
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My PC is blobbing :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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Apparently my mate's dad is on the X Factor
I don't think he's shagging Harters though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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wait stop I thought I was shagging everyone
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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+ up the shitpipe.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:21,
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8|
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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I am.
Ok.
Alt: toffee choc dip
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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No one cares, so go piss in a wallet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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As you wish :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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Quick come back Frog
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:14,
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No.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:14,
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^ upset^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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^mean^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:17,
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*ruffles hair*
come on you big girl get back here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:19,
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I don't know if I can.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:22,
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You'll be OK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:24,
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Stop trying to get BGB back.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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I liked Blousie
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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Me an' all. Particularly IRL.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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BGB?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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big girls blouse
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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That's what I thought.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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She was quite a good poster
NOW DG OWNS IT SHITPANTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:30,
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You're all cocks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:22,
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Fuck off you psycho cunt
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:23,
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Brilliant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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Shut up.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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You know that dirty talk turns this lot on
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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YOUN a reet mucky ginger ish cow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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And this is supposed to be news?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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Is to me, despite all the rumours and heresay.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Filthier than a tin miner's sock,
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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And he'd know! Would he? I dunno.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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His wife says not
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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well really :o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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Oh look, it's the one that looks like a breeding programme between a Tellytubbie & some frog spawn that went wrong.
Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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haha did you read what the famer did to the land from tellytubbies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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No.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You leave doctor frog alone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:30,
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I knew he hated me, but frog spawn gone wrong?
Too far.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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it's ok Battered hates everyone
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:32,
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Except me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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xceptspecially
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You're just to lovable RS we all love you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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You wouldn't say that if you'd met her.
Pig wearing lipstick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Is she *really* that bad?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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100% munter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Yeah yeah
*models*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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+ *clothes for Evans*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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EvansJacamo.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Better *applauds*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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Wtf is jacarno?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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Clothes for the bigger man.
That's why it's funny, because you're fat and used to be a man.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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Oh
Next I think you need to google "funny".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Not gonna do that.
There might be a link to classic cars, soz.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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You're learning
And learning fast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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Those 100%ers are quite rare.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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I'm being nice today
well at least till my hangover has gone
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Not to me though, you 'orrible bastard.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Want to feel better about your break-up? Check out my friend's story that I just shared with qotw
I bloody love that story. Said friend is smoking hot, so it cheers me up that even she got dumped for a shit reason!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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I hope one day I can dump someone with a prickish reason.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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You're a man
I'd say it's inevitable
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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LINK IT THEN
JEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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It's one click away
You lazy twunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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Sorry I'm to busy having a roll up in the balcony
NOW LINK THAT MO FO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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I like this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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X
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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^GHEY^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49,
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But her dick is so magnetic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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cept me :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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Yeah what a cock
How are the knee's?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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Soooo nearly recovered thank you!
Still have a v nasty cut on the poor right one, which took the brunt of it, but the swelling and pain has all gone - yay!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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Bless, all them EXtra's at the massage parlour must be horrible
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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Fat. Like the rest of her.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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And unlike your toothpick of a cock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You'll never find out about my penis, no matter how many times you beg. Leave me alone you desperate bint.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Needs MOAR "psycho cunt"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39,
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Are we still mentioning him since his flounce?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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He'll always be a dull cunt, whether he is vanity searching from afar, or boring us with his tedious self-indulgent shite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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I like Cho-cho
but then again I like all of you so I may be a bit bias
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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You'll learn
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46,
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>:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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Some organs weren't made to play in a cathedral.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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BANGOLEEEEEEEEEE
YOU SPITEFULL BITCH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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*bows*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Not sure if mean about my mouse's ear or battered's toothpick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Either.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45,
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Perhaps inaccurate, on reflection. It's more a private chapel than a cathedral
And I wouldn't put battered's anywhere near my teeth either
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:47,
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a private chapelthe Vatican
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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Holiest of holies
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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I have heard it echoes.
echoes.
echoes
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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That depends on who's shouting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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Brian Blessed.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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I hear that battered's arse looks like Brian whistling
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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That's nothing, you should hear me fart.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04,
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I thought I had
Turned out it was your attempt at conversation
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:06,
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I think you and Battered Poster would make a great couple
Don't ask how I have come to that conlusion
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:09,
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Dude are you trying to make me vomit up shit?
Why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:11,
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Come on admit it
you and Battered sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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* pukes more than ever before *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:19,
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You know you want her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:20,
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I'd rather kill myself.
Painfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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WITHASPOON
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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ASPOONAnything
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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I think he's saying you have a foo foo like a train tunnel
and Battered is the dachshund that walk into it.
and probably pisses on the entrance walls too
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:48,
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Urgh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52,
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Tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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Based on her record she prefers scat to piss play.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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mouse'swoolly mammoths'
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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evening HH
sorry to hear about your work woes
alt: yes
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:48,
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You know Ranker I don't care what the rest of them say about* you, you're OK in my books
*mainly that cunt Monty
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50,
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not like i've had a chance to post enough for folk to have noticed what a cunt i am.
yet. won't take me long i'm sure
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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In that case may I be the first to say YOU'RE A PRICK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:55,
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NO YOUN ARE
i believe that gets me off and running on this place
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58,
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correct
scores the board
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:00,
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^ new blood ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51,
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It's roryreggiequentin again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53,
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forfuckssake it's WILF
80 days
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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what about bert? can i be him as well?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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Do you have a sister?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:55,
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haha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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no, so i guess that disqualifies me, shame
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56,
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You can stick to being roryreggiequentin
That should be enough for any man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58,
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Superman
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:59,
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have we reached our limit for original posters on here?
do i have to wait for dead man's shoes before i can be my own internet non-entity?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:01,
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JOE shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I THINK THE GINGER RANGER IS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:03,
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No newbie deserves that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04,
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newbie one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05,
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I'm too tired for that tonight
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04,
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Bless you ok?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088561
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:06,
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Out thu til 2am, out last night til midnight, looooooong seminar today - I'm shattered!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:07,
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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FREE MEAT FEAST PIZZA, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:10,
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YOU ATE IT ALL
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:11,
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JOANNA
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12,
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Basically yes
I like the cut of your jib here though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:03,
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^ grooming ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05,
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i'm nakers' replacement anyway, for when his new job actually makes him work
instead of dicking around on here. i'll try to be both bent and spasticated enough for this place but the best i've ever managed so far is mildly slow and limp wristed
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:14,
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Alright Raker Joe?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22,
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alright ta, how's you?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:26,
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Not bad, got Dark Skys in the background, I think its about aliens.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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never heard of it, let me know if you'd recommend it, i could always get into something new
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29,
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It's alright so far, typical creepy-kid / alien flick.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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PUB. BYE.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58,
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YEAH FUCK OFF
Nobody likes you anyway
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:59,
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How's the job shit Mr hare?
Still a tad dodgy?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:09,
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SOLID GONE, AS IS MY LEXUS, BONUS & AIRCONDITIONED OFFICE :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12,
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I bet it was an entry level Lexus.
You're /OT's version of Alan Partridge.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088552
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:13,
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^ upset ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:15,
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ANGRY :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:16,
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^ Gay ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:18,
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^Minces^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:19,
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Flounces.
Bedtime.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22,
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weren't you saying you were on holiday this coming week?
still got that to look forward to and now with no need for it to end! that silver lining any good for ya?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:17,
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Jo, you're not taking into condiseration OTHER EVENTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:18,
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ask your ex for a job. then ask if she has any vacant slots. then talk employment with her.
seriously though, hope it works out for ya
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25,
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haha funny you shoud mention that
I did meet up with her, she just wanted to rub the fact that she was married and happy in my face.....WIMEN HEY?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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Did you tell your wife about this 'meeting'?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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so i'm taking from this that she wants to sit on your face and you guess how much she weighs?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28,
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bitches be trippin
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28,
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Jeez you guys are all on edge, lighten up, hey?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:20,
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Alright Nakers?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22,
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Not bad, you?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24,
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Very good thanks. Micro for the weekend which is lovely, hence a night in for me tonight.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25,
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\o/
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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30M of rock'n'roll
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24,
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Bad road, surely?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24,
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You've been replaced so FUCK OFF
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088578
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25,
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What?
Not possible
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:26,
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FUCK OFF it's the fake one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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Z to the I to the N and indeed G
times 3
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:30,
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you need to mispell MOAR to be convincing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:32,
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hahahahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:33,
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lol
MORE
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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innit alfonso bongo raymondluxuryyacht
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:40,
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Yes Frank Bert
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41,
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alright Maj. Gen. Nakington Forbes (Ret.)
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24,
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alright Sq.Ldr.Dozington-Farquar
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25,
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yer
I found a bag of MDMA in my decks room.
So that plus a bottle of rioja plus my Technics multiplied by a few hundred breakbeat records is keeping me amused.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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So no friends then.
Know the feeling
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31,
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ha!
Just having a night in is all.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:32,
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evening
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25,
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Alright Fakers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27,
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I fell for it an' all :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28,
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Me too.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29,
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me three
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31,
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Ah.
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29,
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well, really.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:30,
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*palmstohead*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31,
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Faked Ape innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:33,
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You're not the PD we all love FAKE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:34,
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Why would anyone want to impersonate that prick?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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Good point
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:38,
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This is a lot of posts for a Saturday.
What up dog?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:35,
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It's ladies night and the feelings right oh what a night
alright B3ffy boo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:36,
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Are you drunk again?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37,
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YESHHHHHH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:38,
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Shouldn't you be saving your money instead of spending it on drink?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39,
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Yes, yes I should I wish I never spent that 8k on my boys chances to improve himself
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:43,
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Looks like his Olympic dreams have been shatttered then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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I'd drink heavily if I was in your situation
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39,
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what, trapped in a loveless marriage?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:40,
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Sofalol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44,
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To be quite frank TuiB I started drinking from 4pm yesterday
and I haven't stopped yet
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41,
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I dont blame you!
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:43,
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I blame the loveless marriage and the old flame
It'salltheiraultimtrppedinthemisery
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:49,
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Do you still hate me tonight?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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Only when I wake up in the morning
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44,
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Elvis failed single releasezzzzz
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44,
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evening all
I'm "enjoying" a lucozade sport at the moment
Stupid running
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:45,
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Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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You can FUCK OFF and all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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evening. how's tomorrow's weather looking for you?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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Apparently the north east is going to have rain and 70mph winds.
Fife is preparing to batten down the hatches.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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yeah its been wet and rainy here in cumbria today so i wasn't fancying their chances of sun
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48,
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Even down here we're expecting 50mph.
I think there's a half marathon in Bath or Bristol tomorrow as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:51,
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Good luck tomorrow.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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^^this
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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piss off
Paula Radcliffelolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48,
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Thanks everyone
It is supposed to be pissing down and windy as fuck tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:51,
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Is he running it too?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53,
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You need a couple of beers to set you up for the run, sporto.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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I wish I had some weed :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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There's some in my garden.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46,
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Look at your body
you are one
*skips in a circle*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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I'm waiting for the man
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48,
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Aren't we all, ducky.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:49,
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^GHEY^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:50,
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You know me.
All about the cock.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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Now you sound like Cavy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53,
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Nah.
She's had some recently.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53,
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I bet it tasted (lick) likeChicken
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:55,
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Is that what it tastes like to you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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I've just put on that Tranquility Bass track off Headz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:50,
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I'm listening to Pete Seeger's How to Play the 5-String Banjo
It's strangely relaxing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53,
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I've got Lisa Lisa "I wonder if you take me home" in the background
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:54,
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I'm watching Storgae Wars.
Beat THAT, internet!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:54,
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sounds a bit gae
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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It's Pawn Stars UK next.
/living the high life
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:57,
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That show is shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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did you get Headz?
Seminal compilation. Mo Wax one. Has autechre, nightmares on wax, dj shadow and Howie b on it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:55,
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Pfffft.
You said 'seminal'.
*giggles*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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Nope
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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Tangles that wanker hartley is getting dangerourly close to 300 posts
start a new thead yeah
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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Harters that prick tangles is getting dangerously close to fucking off to bed
Get fucked yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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What a pair of wankers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:02,
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prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:05,
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wanker
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:05,
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Toss pot
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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just dropped portishead over the prunes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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I think this means you played a song by Portishead after a song by the Electric Prunes?
Possibly with some of it at the same time?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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not the Electric Prunes
The Prunes.
Though I must get that Axelrod compilation.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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I'm watching 'For Your Eyes Only'
*awaits PD lowbrow comment. Doesn't care. Tired.*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:57,
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STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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Are you working through the boxset or something?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58,
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Yep. Got all 23 on blu ray.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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You might as well turn half of them into coasters now,
save the effort of watching them again.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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working through the climbing off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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When I hear music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQEmXcu6q8&list=RD02ca-d8ufmBVM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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debby deb?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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Any chance of one of you benders starting a new thread?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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you and swipey sitting in a tree
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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K I S S I N G
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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I got one. Hang on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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You lot should go to the pub. It's great there's beer AND fucking chav wankers.
And if you're lucky you can hear two sides of a bizarre love triangle from two mates trying to get in some minging tart's knickers.
Real life, Awooga. What a rush!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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Daughter asleep upstairs innit
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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So you're going out, right?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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Obviously. Until dawn
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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Party on Dude!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11,
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Peter Pans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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I thought I told you to FUCK OFF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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I though we were laughing at you for fucking your EX and BEING UNEMPLOYED.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08,
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We are.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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YESSSSS!!!!1111111
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11,
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look would you and your mate just toss a coin for which end you want and leave us out of it yeah?
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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Do fuck off Wilf.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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\o/ *skips in a circle*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11,
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Alright.
New thread up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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B3THS GOT A REAL GOOD FRED GOING ON
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10,
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It's shit.
Let's just stay here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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but i had a whole fish finger story to tell :(
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ranker joe shabba, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:15,
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I posted in it so its worse now.no, don't thank me, all in a days work.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:16,
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