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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a cock
who else is a cock?

I'm not in the mood so just fuck off yeah

alt: Custard creams
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:24, 309 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM has a cock*
How's the hangover?

* for a son!!!111!!!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
My head hurts, so not good really
I'm trying the seasoned hair of the dog approach
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
Micro is (hopefull) down for the night, I'm relaxing on the sofa & watching Foyles War (guilty pleasure).

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
and so the descent into alcoholism begins...
This is how Battered started you know
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
Stunned taught me everything I know.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:30, Reply)
You were surely in safe hands there

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Certainly experienced ones.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
+ he knows how to cup my balls

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
You,
Me,
Them,
Everybody.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
I'm getting drunk
I have a hotel room that has a separate sitting room and views across Cardiff bay. The industrial area is a particular highlight.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
Are you still on holiday?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Last night tonight. She's at the bar.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)

tonight. She's at the bar a DJ saved my life


YEAH thanks for that earworm
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
I hear your bird's fat now
Let herself go now she's settled down with you eh?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Oi cunt have my earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
In other news, I took my daughter a small bunch of flowers this morning when I collected her.
I think my ex thought they were for her at first ha ha.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
ohhhh dear...

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
It was brilliant. My daughter loves flowers, so that was a result, but that added bonus was something that hadn't occurred to me. \o/

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
get in there son

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I'm pleased that the ex got it wrong, it's been making me laugh all day.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
Same with mine *EX fives*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Hey, Harters.
Your favorite television show is just starting. The eX Factor.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:00, Reply)
He's busy watching The Job Lot on iplayer.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
My PC is blobbing :(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Apparently my mate's dad is on the X Factor
I don't think he's shagging Harters though.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
wait stop I thought I was shagging everyone

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
+ up the shitpipe.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
8|

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I am.
Ok.
Alt: toffee choc dip
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
No one cares, so go piss in a wallet

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
As you wish :(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Quick come back Frog

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
No.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
^ upset^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
^mean^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
*ruffles hair*
come on you big girl get back here
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:19, Reply)
I don't know if I can.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
You'll be OK

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:24, Reply)
Stop trying to get BGB back.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
I liked Blousie

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Me an' all. Particularly IRL.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
BGB?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
big girls blouse

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
That's what I thought.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:28, Reply)
She was quite a good poster
NOW DG OWNS IT SHITPANTS
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
You're all cocks

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Fuck off you psycho cunt

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
Brilliant

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Shut up.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
You know that dirty talk turns this lot on

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
YOUN a reet mucky ginger ish cow

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
And this is supposed to be news?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
Is to me, despite all the rumours and heresay.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Filthier than a tin miner's sock,

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
And he'd know! Would he? I dunno.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
His wife says not

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
well really :o

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
Oh look, it's the one that looks like a breeding programme between a Tellytubbie & some frog spawn that went wrong.
Alright?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:25, Reply)
haha did you read what the famer did to the land from tellytubbies

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
No.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
You leave doctor frog alone

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I knew he hated me, but frog spawn gone wrong?
Too far.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
it's ok Battered hates everyone

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Except me

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

xcept

specially
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
You're just to lovable RS we all love you

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
You wouldn't say that if you'd met her.
Pig wearing lipstick.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Is she *really* that bad?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
100% munter.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Yeah yeah
*models*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
+ *clothes for Evans*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Evans

Jacamo.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Better *applauds*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Wtf is jacarno?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Clothes for the bigger man.
That's why it's funny, because you're fat and used to be a man.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Oh
Next I think you need to google "funny".
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Not gonna do that.
There might be a link to classic cars, soz.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
You're learning
And learning fast
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Those 100%ers are quite rare.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I'm being nice today
well at least till my hangover has gone
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Not to me though, you 'orrible bastard.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Want to feel better about your break-up? Check out my friend's story that I just shared with qotw
I bloody love that story. Said friend is smoking hot, so it cheers me up that even she got dumped for a shit reason!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I hope one day I can dump someone with a prickish reason.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
You're a man
I'd say it's inevitable
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
\o/

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
LINK IT THEN
JEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
It's one click away
You lazy twunt
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Sorry I'm to busy having a roll up in the balcony
NOW LINK THAT MO FO
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
I like this

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
X

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
^GHEY^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
But her dick is so magnetic

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

cept me :(
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Yeah what a cock
How are the knee's?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Soooo nearly recovered thank you!
Still have a v nasty cut on the poor right one, which took the brunt of it, but the swelling and pain has all gone - yay!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Bless, all them EXtra's at the massage parlour must be horrible

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Fat. Like the rest of her.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)

And unlike your toothpick of a cock
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
You'll never find out about my penis, no matter how many times you beg. Leave me alone you desperate bint.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Needs MOAR "psycho cunt"
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
Are we still mentioning him since his flounce?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
He'll always be a dull cunt, whether he is vanity searching from afar, or boring us with his tedious self-indulgent shite

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I like Cho-cho
but then again I like all of you so I may be a bit bias
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
You'll learn

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
>:(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Some organs weren't made to play in a cathedral.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
BANGOLEEEEEEEEEE
YOU SPITEFULL BITCH
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
*bows*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Not sure if mean about my mouse's ear or battered's toothpick

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Either.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Perhaps inaccurate, on reflection. It's more a private chapel than a cathedral
And I wouldn't put battered's anywhere near my teeth either
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)

a private chapel

the Vatican
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Holiest of holies

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I have heard it echoes.

echoes.


echoes
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
That depends on who's shouting

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Brian Blessed.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I hear that battered's arse looks like Brian whistling

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
That's nothing, you should hear me fart.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I thought I had
Turned out it was your attempt at conversation
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I think you and Battered Poster would make a great couple
Don't ask how I have come to that conlusion
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Dude are you trying to make me vomit up shit?
Why?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Come on admit it
you and Battered sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
* pukes more than ever before *

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
You know you want her

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
I'd rather kill myself.
Painfully.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
WITHASPOON

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)

ASPOON

Anything
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I think he's saying you have a foo foo like a train tunnel
and Battered is the dachshund that walk into it.

and probably pisses on the entrance walls too
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
Urgh

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Based on her record she prefers scat to piss play.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

mouse's

woolly mammoths'
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
evening HH
sorry to hear about your work woes

alt: yes
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
You know Ranker I don't care what the rest of them say about* you, you're OK in my books
*mainly that cunt Monty
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
not like i've had a chance to post enough for folk to have noticed what a cunt i am.
yet. won't take me long i'm sure
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
In that case may I be the first to say YOU'RE A PRICK

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
NO YOUN ARE
i believe that gets me off and running on this place
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
correct
scores the board
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
^ new blood ^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
It's roryreggiequentin again

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
forfuckssake it's WILF
80 days
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
what about bert? can i be him as well?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Do you have a sister?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
haha

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
no, so i guess that disqualifies me, shame

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
You can stick to being roryreggiequentin
That should be enough for any man
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Superman

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
have we reached our limit for original posters on here?
do i have to wait for dead man's shoes before i can be my own internet non-entity?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
JOE shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I THINK THE GINGER RANGER IS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
No newbie deserves that.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)

newbie one
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I'm too tired for that tonight

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Bless you ok?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088561
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
Out thu til 2am, out last night til midnight, looooooong seminar today - I'm shattered!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FREE MEAT FEAST PIZZA, YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
YOU ATE IT ALL

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
JOANNA

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Basically yes
I like the cut of your jib here though
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
^ grooming ^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
i'm nakers' replacement anyway, for when his new job actually makes him work
instead of dicking around on here. i'll try to be both bent and spasticated enough for this place but the best i've ever managed so far is mildly slow and limp wristed
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Alright Raker Joe?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
alright ta, how's you?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Not bad, got Dark Skys in the background, I think its about aliens.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
never heard of it, let me know if you'd recommend it, i could always get into something new

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)
It's alright so far, typical creepy-kid / alien flick.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
PUB. BYE.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
YEAH FUCK OFF
Nobody likes you anyway
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
How's the job shit Mr hare?
Still a tad dodgy?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
SOLID GONE, AS IS MY LEXUS, BONUS & AIRCONDITIONED OFFICE :(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
I bet it was an entry level Lexus.
You're /OT's version of Alan Partridge.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088552
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
^ upset ^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
ANGRY :(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
^ Gay ^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
^Minces^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Flounces.
Bedtime.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
weren't you saying you were on holiday this coming week?
still got that to look forward to and now with no need for it to end! that silver lining any good for ya?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Jo, you're not taking into condiseration OTHER EVENTS

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
ask your ex for a job. then ask if she has any vacant slots. then talk employment with her.
seriously though, hope it works out for ya
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
haha funny you shoud mention that
I did meet up with her, she just wanted to rub the fact that she was married and happy in my face.....WIMEN HEY?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Did you tell your wife about this 'meeting'?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
so i'm taking from this that she wants to sit on your face and you guess how much she weighs?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
bitches be trippin

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Jeez you guys are all on edge, lighten up, hey?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Alright Nakers?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Not bad, you?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Very good thanks. Micro for the weekend which is lovely, hence a night in for me tonight.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
\o/

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
30M of rock'n'roll

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Bad road, surely?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
You've been replaced so FUCK OFF
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2088578
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
What?
Not possible
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
FUCK OFF it's the fake one

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Z to the I to the N and indeed G
times 3
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
you need to mispell MOAR to be convincing

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

hahahahaha
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
lol
MORE
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
innit alfonso bongo raymondluxuryyacht

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Yes Frank Bert

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
alright Maj. Gen. Nakington Forbes (Ret.)

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
alright Sq.Ldr.Dozington-Farquar

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
yer
I found a bag of MDMA in my decks room.

So that plus a bottle of rioja plus my Technics multiplied by a few hundred breakbeat records is keeping me amused.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
So no friends then.
Know the feeling
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
ha!
Just having a night in is all.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
evening

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Alright Fakers

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
I fell for it an' all :'(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Me too.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)
me three

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Ah.
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)
well, really.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
*palmstohead*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Faked Ape innit

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
You're not the PD we all love FAKE

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Why would anyone want to impersonate that prick?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Good point

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
This is a lot of posts for a Saturday.
What up dog?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
It's ladies night and the feelings right oh what a night
alright B3ffy boo
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Are you drunk again?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
YESHHHHHH

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Shouldn't you be saving your money instead of spending it on drink?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Yes, yes I should I wish I never spent that 8k on my boys chances to improve himself

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Looks like his Olympic dreams have been shatttered then

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
I'd drink heavily if I was in your situation

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
what, trapped in a loveless marriage?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Sofalol

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
:(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
To be quite frank TuiB I started drinking from 4pm yesterday
and I haven't stopped yet
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I dont blame you!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)
I blame the loveless marriage and the old flame
It'salltheiraultimtrppedinthemisery
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Do you still hate me tonight?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Only when I wake up in the morning

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Elvis failed single releasezzzzz

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:44, Reply)
evening all
I'm "enjoying" a lucozade sport at the moment

Stupid running
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
You can FUCK OFF and all

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
evening. how's tomorrow's weather looking for you?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Apparently the north east is going to have rain and 70mph winds.
Fife is preparing to batten down the hatches.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
yeah its been wet and rainy here in cumbria today so i wasn't fancying their chances of sun

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Even down here we're expecting 50mph.
I think there's a half marathon in Bath or Bristol tomorrow as well.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Good luck tomorrow.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
^^this

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
piss off
Paula Radcliffelolz
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Thanks everyone
It is supposed to be pissing down and windy as fuck tomorrow
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)
Is he running it too?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
You need a couple of beers to set you up for the run, sporto.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
I wish I had some weed :'(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
There's some in my garden.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Look at your body
you are one
*skips in a circle*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:47, Reply)
I'm waiting for the man

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Aren't we all, ducky.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:49, Reply)
^GHEY^

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
You know me.
All about the cock.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)
Now you sound like Cavy

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Nah.
She's had some recently.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
I bet it tasted (lick) likeChicken

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Is that what it tastes like to you?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
I've just put on that Tranquility Bass track off Headz.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
I'm listening to Pete Seeger's How to Play the 5-String Banjo
It's strangely relaxing.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:53, Reply)
I've got Lisa Lisa "I wonder if you take me home" in the background

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I'm watching Storgae Wars.
Beat THAT, internet!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:54, Reply)
sounds a bit gae

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
It's Pawn Stars UK next.
/living the high life
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
That show is shit

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:59, Reply)
did you get Headz?
Seminal compilation. Mo Wax one. Has autechre, nightmares on wax, dj shadow and Howie b on it.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Pfffft.
You said 'seminal'.

*giggles*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Nope

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)
Tangles that wanker hartley is getting dangerourly close to 300 posts
start a new thead yeah
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Harters that prick tangles is getting dangerously close to fucking off to bed
Get fucked yeah
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
What a pair of wankers

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)
prick

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
wanker

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)
Toss pot

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
just dropped portishead over the prunes

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
I think this means you played a song by Portishead after a song by the Electric Prunes?
Possibly with some of it at the same time?
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
not the Electric Prunes
The Prunes.

Though I must get that Axelrod compilation.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
I'm watching 'For Your Eyes Only'
*awaits PD lowbrow comment. Doesn't care. Tired.*
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:57, Reply)
STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Are you working through the boxset or something?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 21:58, Reply)
Yep. Got all 23 on blu ray.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
You might as well turn half of them into coasters now,
save the effort of watching them again.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)

working through the climbing off
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)
When I hear music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQEmXcu6q8&list=RD02ca-d8ufmBVM
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:01, Reply)
debby deb?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Any chance of one of you benders starting a new thread?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)
you and swipey sitting in a tree

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
K I S S I N G

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
I got one. Hang on.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)
You lot should go to the pub. It's great there's beer AND fucking chav wankers.
And if you're lucky you can hear two sides of a bizarre love triangle from two mates trying to get in some minging tart's knickers.
Real life, Awooga. What a rush!
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Daughter asleep upstairs innit

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
So you're going out, right?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Obviously. Until dawn

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Party on Dude!

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Peter Pans

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I thought I told you to FUCK OFF

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I though we were laughing at you for fucking your EX and BEING UNEMPLOYED.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
We are.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
YESSSSS!!!!1111111

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
look would you and your mate just toss a coin for which end you want and leave us out of it yeah?

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
Do fuck off Wilf.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
\o/ *skips in a circle*

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Alright.
New thread up.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:09, Reply)
B3THS GOT A REAL GOOD FRED GOING ON

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
It's shit.
Let's just stay here.
(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
but i had a whole fish finger story to tell :(

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I posted in it so its worse now.no, don't thank me, all in a days work.

(, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

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