WOW you guys
I'll save my marriage by doing what I have for the last 18 years
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*skips in a circle*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Have a bit of my earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQEmXcu6q8
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)

*applauds using Roland 808 clap sample*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Try a bit of this then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcurEoUvK-E&list=RD02uUQEmXcu6q8
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

More music should contain 'power synth stabs' and more pitch bending goodness.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Talking of bending how are you and Nakers getting on O-o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)

He only wants me for an afternoon power nap.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

I can't wait till my love walks in the door

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

I thought we were moving on from EX CHAT.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

what...wait....I was on about Nu Shooz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I can't wait.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

TGGI^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)

Sup, Jeffers thank you for your kind words in the gazzes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)

What, being secretly in love with your ex?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Yes dozer, yes that..........
*shakes head*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

Infidelity keeps a marriage strong?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Hi-fidelity is where it's all happening

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

as long as you have the right cables

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)

and know where to plug them in.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

I'm deeply hurt about your comment
I think we would have made a great couple
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)

I know, but I think your marriage is more important than dreaming of any potential future happiness we may have had.
Better to let it go now and wonder about what might have been, than to end up disappointed.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Wise words loaskie, wise word indeed
ohhh well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

*cries into pillow*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)

*dreams about eating a gaint marhmellow*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

*spaffs*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)

well really, I've just made that bed

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)

And now you can lie in it...
*badum-tsh*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

:( always the wet patch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

You *are* high maintenance though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)

SHUT IT BITCH AND BY ME A PIZZA

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)

No pizza express here.
Dominoes or Pizza Hut?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

Fuck now I have this as an earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=16_RNvYWogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)

I'm not sure that fucking other women is the solution here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)

AB thats harsh and unkind
I found out the reason the Ex wanted to meet me, it was to rub my face in fact that she was now married and happy, errrrrrrrmmmmm why bother thought I
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46, Reply)