Alright monce?
I wanted to watch Hitler in colour last night, but was vetoed and ended up watching "Uncle Buck"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:34, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I watched a bit of it, but it was shit quality and the colour wasn't very good. Also it seemed to be in standard definition. 1 star.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I forgot that was on but I taped it.
Uncle Buck is shit - people who think one trick (that trick being 'fat cunt') and serial fatcunt John Candy was anything other than utter shit are idiots who need a fucking punch. He did nothing that was any good, ever. cf John Goodman. Another fatcunt John.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

This man speaks the truth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

That's a whole heap of good movies you're dismissing there Boyce
although I do admire how you seem to have an extreme viewpoint one way or another on almost any subject
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Name one (a good fatcunt Candy film, not a subject)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:50, Reply)

NOTICEABLE LACK OF REPLIES HERE FROM WILLIAM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Someone's never seen Cool Runnings

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:53, Reply)

*raises hand*
Looks well shit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Agreeing with tangles here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Agreeing with Tangles and D-Rape.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Just to be clear here
is everyone agreeing that Cool Runnings 'looks' shit or 'is' shit?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I'm saying it IS shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I've never seen it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

You should've made that clearer
y'see the one random poster up there said it 'looks shit' then some other cunt agreed with him (that it 'looks shit') then you agreed with both cunts, making it look like you hadn't seen the film but still felt able to judge it.

You wouldn't get away with this shit on the IMDB message boards y'know, you don't know, you weren't there maaan!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Sorry, I'll be clearer next time I'm being extremely sarcastic.
I assumed it was obvious that a film about the Jamaican bobsleigh team might be a bit shit.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I hear John Candy is quite good in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

WELL OBVIOUSLY THAT MAN WAS A LEGEND AND IS THE ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

You were being extremely sarcastic about agreeing with those two cunts?
Wouldn't that mean you like the film?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I think you might be being awkward and difficult deliberately.
'Bill Clay', if that is your real name.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

\o/
Soz bbz, little IMDB flashback for me there. Trust me, those cunts would be ten times worse.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:54, Reply)

STILL WAITING

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

PERHAPS THE LIST IS SO LONG WILLIAM HERE IS TAKING AGES TYPING IT OUT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

OK MAYBE JUST LIST A TOP 20 TO SAVE TIME EH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

So I name a John Candy film that I enjoyed
you say you thought it was shit and I'm wrong
some other cunt comes along and agrees with you/me
someone else names another Candy film they liked
you and I both disagree and say it's shit
yadda yadda blah blah blah

I just don't see how this can avoid being both dull and shit and irrelevant

I may be missing the point of 'chat' boards here btw
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:56, Reply)

YOUR WRONG ABOUT THE INTERNET!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:57, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE! NO RETURNS HA!! I WIN!!!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

tl;dr there isn't one is there?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Uncle Buck

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Sentimental gay shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Uncle Buck's not very good either!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Oh YOU!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

I like sentimental gay shit
no...hang on
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Sounds like you'd enjoy Uncle Buck.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Soz, aint heard of that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:07, Reply)

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOUR

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

But then that's more John Hughes' fault than John Candy's
Blues Brothers?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 9:08, Reply)