i have to go and buy new glasses today
i look like harry potter, with my cut forehead and my nhs-taped up specs. i thought i might get away with it, as i only wear them for driving, but the lens dropped out on the way to squash last night. sigh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

HA HA Speccy Twat

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)

HA HA Commodore 64 Cunt!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

+2

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Northern.
Ginger.
Fat.
Four eyes.

Fucking hell. I'm almost starting to feel sorry for her.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)

you go and look in the mirror
you need all that sympathy for yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

he'll also need a step ladder

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

it's because my eyes are so beautiful that god thought it was only fair on the rest of the world to stick them behind two mm of perspex

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)

My eyes are so beautiful that god thought it was only fair on the rest of the world to stick on a fucking ugly face.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

i heard she looks like someone stuck two boggly eyes onto a baboon's arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)

he was talking about himself
be nice

also, you didn't answer my point about prawns being full of piss. this was a fucking GENIUS point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

It's a classic look.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I need to get some new bins as well.
Bloody arm fell off, didn't it. Stupid fucking eyeballs, why can't they both be spherical?
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

because you are genetically deficient

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Only two years ago I was at the peak of genetic perfection.
All of a sudden, my thirties hit and I starting coming apart at the seams. The brightest flames always burn out fastest :(((
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)

and yet they survived me chucking them off a second floor balcony in pissed state
and you failing to catch them like a flailing mong-armed flid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Actually those were my other pair that her indoors was responsible for
getting left on the last tube back to the city.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)