DIRTY DANCING! YES!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

U WOT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:18, Reply)

It just started on channel 5
This may be the 200th time I have seen it, but it still has to be watched.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

I have a similar issue with Zulu.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Don't you throw that ruddy spear at me...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

Shut up about what you're attempting to do in your flat, whilst you try and keep your ginger locks away from the mirror so you don't get upset whilst you sadly swoon to Magic FM.
You should focus on your stupid pink fridge that 'only has vodka & mineral water in it' (we all know it really contains pies, pasta, fat coke & doughnuts).

When you've done this please kill yourself.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)

One word
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Go to bed dad, you're drunk again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

No booze for me tonight. Which is dull.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Like the rest of you then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)

You're so horrible to so many people on here, it's hard to tell where your affections lie.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)

I don't have any
I am an aloof unavailable ice queen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)

No you ain't.
I reckon it's Rory, then Dozer then Battered.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)

Dozer makes me want to vomit
And battered looks like the garden gnomes that my parents' neighbours used to have around their pond
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

RORY WINS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)

Oh I forgot about him
And what about you? Where do you lie in the Q?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Top obviously you daft mare.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:42, Reply)

Basically if I'm polite
I can't stand you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Sir

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Don't lie, I'm ace and you know it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)

You're alright you are

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I'm well aware of that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Fuck fuck iPad. Stop making me press the wrong thing
Confident/arrogant, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)

I am a confident chap, unwarranted yes, probably misguided, but still.
Only when I'm happy though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:56, Reply)

This is quite sweet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:01, Reply)

Despite my current online persona, I am usually a happy and nice person.
I'm not nearly as miserable and bitter as I make out. Yet.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:03, Reply)

Neither am I.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:06, Reply)

Oh horsecock motherpussy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

I think you're *lovely*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

^ gay ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Jealous.
I think you're *okay*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

You love me
It's fine, perfectly normal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

Yeah, you're alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)

:)))))

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:16, Reply)

The next step, is to not meet him for a drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:09, Reply)

That, I can do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:10, Reply)

The sooner you don't meet Dozer for a drink, the better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:11, Reply)

I will definitely not meet him anytime.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Give it time

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

She's horrid horrid horrid :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:30, Reply)

She's a terrible bully. You should tell a parent or guardian.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Regardless of that, she's fucking ugly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah yeah, like you really think that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)

Both my parents are dead.
You horrid bully :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)

That's why I said guardian....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)