My long term goal is to open a Swimena
So you'd have a swimming pool, yeah, and it's made out of cinema screens with maybe one on the roof for the backstrokers. And you'd get these earplugs that are wireless sound transmitters and....no that's shit.

Actually, I've just remembered my long term goal is to open a Fish & Chip Chop Shop where you can get an illegally welded together car and eat fish and chips while you wait. Or maybe forget about the car. As long as there're no fucken sachets it'll be fine.

Or maybe a fish and chips shop where you have to climb on of those fucken things with handholds and you get a hat and probs crampons and you climb this thing to get to a little pond where you fish for your own fish to eat with your chips. I could call it Climby Fisher. YES I FUCKEN COULD! NO YOUN A CUNT!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Some excellent ideas here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I had an idea to open a fish and chip shop in Jerusalem called the 'Arbeit Macht Fry'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

or a dry cleaning business focussed specifically on international clothing
called 'Ethnic Cleansing'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I'm going to set up a course where people can come for a week or so and learn the skills to focus their attention better
I shall call it 'Concentration Camp'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)