Alright Knob
This weeks going quick for me.
You're always an early bird on here, and always at work late. You need to start taking care of yourself. Do you work ridiculously long hours or something?

That disgusting cunt you saw would make me boke.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 7:59, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

yes I do.
For shit money and I work for a total cunt. Every day is a titanic struggle against the urge to do a Reginal Perrin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Steady on old son. Can't you get another job?
AND DNT 4GET WE R HERE 4 U HUN XX
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)

I am not very employable

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:18, Reply)

*subtley taps 'BUTLER WANTED' sign*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:22, Reply)

I'd make a splendid Jeeves type character.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Apart from my slovenliness and chronic inability to graciously accept servility.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Oh, we could work around that
Imagine the comedy moments we'd share!

"Boyce, bring the car around would you?"
"Get fucked. I'm skinning up."
"Capital"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I'd watch that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

This has got BBC 3 written all over it
If they say no, I'll try E4.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

The GOOD channels.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:28, Reply)

You forgot DAVE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

If ever there was a mark of televisual quality
the words "Exclusive to DAVE" would be right up there
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I see Dave Gorman is doing something of that ilk.
I LOVE Powerpoint presentations so I'll be sure to watch.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Oh Dave Gorman is SO FUNNY!!!
Did you hear about that time he went looking for all the people called 'Dave Gorman' he could find?? What a brilliant idea! No wonder he lived off that alone for about two years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Haha, nearly as funny as that lolwaki prick who went round Ireland - get this - WITH A FRIDGE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I fear I shall kill someone today.
Worst case, myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Do not kill yourself please.
I need your consistent jibes of GAY and PRICK to keep me going.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

^ GAY PRICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:46, Reply)

He's so wakki.
Googlewakki! Get it? Because he did a laborious stand up routine based around search engine antics. Classic!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Classic Gorman!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:49, Reply)

He took a simple idea and got a bit of money and fame in return?
haha what a n00b!! I mean, who does that??!!?? You wouldn't catch me in that rat trap, man. Strictly nine two five, good honest underpaid work. No flies on me guv etc, etc
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:55, Reply)

He's probably a secret Jew, Reg.
They run the world, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 9:04, Reply)

J Keanu R
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Pardon?
Ninja flid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:26, Reply)

Dust in the wind, dude
Dust....Wind.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:27, Reply)

Go ahead, invent a tasty spicy sauce

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 8:15, Reply)