Some teachers do go in early. Caretakers, cleaners.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i don't buy coincidence, it's too easy
there will be an explanation, but i just can't think what it is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, it's very unlikely, I'll give you that, but that doesn't make it impossible.
It's like the old 'walking past a ringing phonebox, answered it, and it was my mum OMG' stories.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

i'd accept something like
"the secretary got locked in, was ringing every number in the school database" - but even then, nobody there would have had my number. gaaaah, it pecks my head.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I find the 'unlikely but possible' theory a lot more of an interesting thing to happen than 'Ghostmum' or whatever.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

agreed
but i also don't accept "coincidence". it's too easy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I don't get why it's too easy?
Co-incidences DO happen.
Weird stuff isn't supernatural.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Can anyone explain this unnecessary hyphen being used in the word 'coincidence'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

My 'puter keep correcting it to that, I have no idea why.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

i want a SCIENTIFIC explanation
not your superstitious magpie crossing coincidences
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

She had an important message for you from beyond the grave
"Let it gooooo Rachel, let it goooo... It's only a pizza and some disappointing seeex..."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

For clarification, ^ this is how ghostmums speak.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

I'm going to set up a GHOSTMUM sock account and instruct her to do bad, bad things.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Good plan, she'll never know it's really you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

will depend what he asks me to do
"make dr frog a cheese sandwich" will be a dead giveaway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)

i DON'T EVEN EAT RAW CHEESE!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

WHAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Only melted or cooked. Not raw.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

you heathen
a good cheeseboard is one of life's finest pleasures!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

It's ming.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

i can't wait til you are one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

The tragedy is that I will never become a ghostmum :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

NEVER SAY NEVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

But you just said it twice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

i'm special
as you well know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)