I actually don't own any solid pink socks
I shall rectify this ASAP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

You have some jade green Ralph Lauren ones which you got for Christmas,
you wear them with your mustard cords when you walk your parents' golden retriever along by the river in Richmond. You then have an overpriced mediocre meal in a riverside pub during which you become flushed with wine and talk too loudly about skiing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

hahah
socks yes
mustard cords no
Golden Retriever yes
Richmond no (but I do walk the dog along the banks of the thames elsewhere)
skiing deffo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:51, Reply)

thanks for that "Sting" you tantric tit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Are we suppposed to be impressed by some cretin who can watch with their eyes?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

he looked like he was watching me with his cock the last time I saw him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

A watched cock never has boils, that's what I always say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Are we supposed to be impressed by someone who has a made up saying that they never say. We're not a fucking 8 year old.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Yes we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Are we supposed to be impressed by being are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Let it go, Jaws.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Are we supposed to be impressed by some one who has a mouth with which they chew?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I'm surprised you haven't 'Keiled' over

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Are we supposed to be impressed by someone falling over. That's absurd!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Not so much 'impressed' as 'relieved'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)